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jiminski

hello there!

(sorry, I read some of the thread but certainly not all)
Does the map not really function as described? I'm in a game and the bonus for New Ireland doesn't register.
Also, do he Missions work? (A player completed their mission but wasn't awarded the win - perhaps you have to hold ...

jiminski

I really don't .. do you remember a vibrancy of thought beyond the game and beyond function? do you remember a worse time where flame wars existed and you considered it an embarrassing inconvenience?

jiminski

Evil Semp

Are you proud of your medals?

Do you show them to family members? mom maybe?

This game is simply he who rolls the most 6s wins, the algo sucking the major bone is unfortunate, yet on occasion there is an interesting game when the algo doesnt destroy it.

If you really want to play a ...

jiminski

fishydance wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:
Foxglove wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:Hmmm it's a bit sticky isn't it.
We're pinning our hopes on the fourth set.

I think the final round of every clan match should be a Battle Royal with all participating clan members from both sides. Last player standing wins it for their clan!

Ooooh that sounds fun.

+1

genius!

jiminski

6 player, Classic, Terminator, Sunny, Esc, Chained

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8 player, Classic, Standard, Sunny, Esc, Chained

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jiminski

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Well, in truth, I was not that drunk when I realized that games were slow to be joined. So I did the best I could not to call anyone out, but in true cheme fashion, display my displeasure at the delay. Lee is always telling me that my everything I do is usually acceptable, except for the ...

jiminski

kratos644 wrote:AOR2 is a dice loss

Bugger..... buuuuut let's try not to mention the word 'dice'. ... it opens us up to being ingracious... we should refer to them as "festering fuck nuggets" if they do not work and "cubicals of inherent justice", when they do work in our favour.

jiminski

6 player, Classic, Terminator, Sunny, Esc, Chained

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8 player, Classic, Standard, Sunny, Esc, Chained

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jiminski

What about side bets in this war? If TSM lose, then their members need to wear sig for one month with "The Spanked Monkeys" on the sig? Or winner clan makes sigs for members of losing clan?
It seems a nice thought to me, but our problem is that we do not have a sig- designer...you see ,we are ...

jiminski

firstholliday wrote:Good luck KORT may your dice have less dots then my mother has nipples!!

heheh quite right! ...... hang on weren't you born of a jackal!?

jiminski

Ok Guys, enough is enough.

Anymore personal attacks on anyone will result in a locked thread. First and final warning.

Keefie nothing personal, but it is pretty obvious that cheme fucked up right...
Things happen, but why not a simple sorry?

No-one can be right all the time..

(well i,m close ...

jiminski

Edit: Shall i post the saved PMs here or is it unnecessary?
I have them all but not the dialogue with Josko via skype( maybe i can find it in the history but i guess he can confirm it so no problem ).

I think it's all ok now Skill, frustrations have been vented and i don't think that anyone ...

jiminski

No mod should EVER behave like that. It's unprofessional and he needs a swift kick up the arse.

This is a game site. We, the players, pay to play here, we're not being paid to come here. That's not to say that I don't appreciate the time that you guys put into all of this, but there has to be ...

jiminski

Keefie wrote:All jokes aside, could Skillfull please fill the remaining KORT home games within the next 24 hours.

Cheers Guys

Disappointingly low expletive count for a Clan Director Keefie

Skill is away for the weekend but we should be ok within 24 hours... hopefully you can calm your team till then.

jiminski

KraphtOne wrote:I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if all of you got Lou Gehrig's disease...

Ahh my favourite football chant.

jiminski

It absolutely fucking floors me that two clans of this caliber cannot have games fully joined one fucking week after they were supposed to be exchanged....just baffles the shit out of me.

I already reported this post for profanity...so don't even fucking bother.

good heavens! someone is taking ...

jiminski

Sure, he exploited something that CC said was acceptable. They'll probably change their minds and call it "gross abuse," but I digress.

G-O is still a worthy opponent. I'm not sure why people get so butthurt about the latest Conqueror drama.

I have no problem with people doing what they need to ...

jiminski

jiminski wrote:
loutil wrote:I hope most of you realize this is a GAME. All of this exists in a pixelated world. Have fun and stop worrying so much about other people.

Well fuck you!... sorry, i mean me!

jiminski

loutil wrote:I hope most of you realize this is a GAME. All of this exists in a pixelated world. Have fun and stop worrying so much about other people.

Well fuck you!... sorry, i mean me!

jiminski

owenshooter wrote:i'm sorry.. but is Jiminski getting royalties per play?!! i've been rocking this one all day!!! the black jesus is JAZZED!!!-el Jesus negro

TeeGee wrote:[player]DaGip[/player]

all the royalties go to the Orphaned condiment foundation.

jiminski

2007 called... They want gd back!
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amen, cooper... amen... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro
p.s.-why is it that everyone else could see that Wicked was nuts, except team CC?!! those damn ticks!!

that wasn't my one mate ... i wrote the mustard song.... all the royalties ...

jiminski

tankgirl99 wrote:Neither, my boyfriend loves the film and compares me to her sometimes so seemed apt.

heheh that was the correct answer!

Ok 99, i've posted in our forum and we'll have a chat. I'll get back to you.. if i don't please give me a nudge... I am highly unreliable!

jiminski

tankgirl99 wrote:Hi, I was wondering if I could join you guys?

Hello there, is tankgirl your favourite film or are you a female who works with armoured combat vehicles?
- remember, there may not be a correct answer

jiminski

jiminski wrote:what the hell sort of a backwater forum is this!? ... just posting so i can find the thread again

and of course the very best of luck all! (found it again)

jiminski

what the hell sort of a backwater forum is this!? ... just posting so i can find the thread again

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