I used to like king of the hill, but the last few seasons were, to use the tecnical term 'blah' I thought the season premire of American dad was pretty damn good. Im far to lazy to type the reasons why or for that matter check my spelling and grammer. Im sure someone will for me...

shit I got pwned

The High school im at has about 600ish people, so last feek there was a fight, (Our School rule is that if there is a fight and you watch you get suspended) anyway i would say that there were about 500+ people from our school trying to get a good view of it, it was a wicked fight, There was a ...

God Bless High School and all those who get high and try to beat the living shit out of each other!

If people do legalize pot than the same laws that apply to smokers should apply to them , ie not inside, not in a public place that kind of crap

Bully's.....

I mean would you like to send more of your troops to afgan so we can pull out of 'peace-keeping'

1. William Lyon Mackenzi- tell him to stop bitching about the British

2. A brave freanchman- there has to be one SOMEWERE

3. Jesus- to ask whitch is more unnatural gay's or zombies....cause he rose for the dead...

we have dabeled in the black arts of forum names... JUST PICK ONE AND STOP CHANGEING IT

If religion is based on faith, then how can we find something that apparently proves that there is a hell, and therefore a Heaven and therefore god. Being a christion i would have to say that this is a load and that the commies are up to there shinanigans again...

ya, i got in shit last year for doing a report on 'Of Mice And Men' the teacher thought I was a racist

swooping falcon

make the penny worth 2 cents problem solved

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This one is good....

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Pissed my pants when i saw that one

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A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women’s deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.

Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought ...

Just had my turkey,mmmmm and stuffing and yamms and ham and mashed potatoes mmmmm

have you seen some of the footage that one of the camramen relesed? it showed he's full of crap and thats its all edited for t.v

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me ...

3, heard it before

The Clintons and the Gores were having dinner one evening and the topic of conversation got around to sex and partners. They all agreed they would swap partners for the night. About 2:00 o'clock the next morning, Bill got up on one elbow in bed and said " Al, what do you ...

10. A good friend is having an extramarital affair and asks you to pro­vide an alibi. Do you?

I would provide a allibi, maybee one time. I would encorage the person to break of either the affair or the marrige, as I said i would do it but only once.

im in

ya but free meals isnt worth getting killed by a 14 yearold with a two-by-four with a nail in it

Im just as good at chess as i am at risk...man, i suck

im in ( i hope im a buletproof townie...)

Own a rifle for hunting moose and deer, keep it locked in a gun safe with a trigger lock on the gun, I ALWAYS make sure my gun is empty and has a trigger lock on it before i lock it in the safe