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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby t-o-m on Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:16 am

Send off the e-ticket!
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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby andre the giant on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:33 am

what a pleasant idea for a clan. Much more interesting than the "flesh-eating bacteria" clan, or the "leprosy" clan.

I imagine your clan will be best when taken with a healthy dose of penicillin.
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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby Neoteny on Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:30 pm

andre the giant wrote:what a pleasant idea for a clan. Much more interesting than the "flesh-eating bacteria" clan, or the "leprosy" clan.

I imagine your clan will be best when taken with a healthy dose of penicillin.


Don't be hating on the staph. They work hard.
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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby CrazyAnglican on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:36 pm

Neoteny wrote:
andre the giant wrote:what a pleasant idea for a clan. Much more interesting than the "flesh-eating bacteria" clan, or the "leprosy" clan.

I imagine your clan will be best when taken with a healthy dose of penicillin.


Don't be hating on the staph. They work hard.


That deserved a rare but well deserved ROFL! :lol:
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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:03 am

Yeah yeah my gangrenous bitches, this E has been stepped to the ticket. Fo' real.
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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby mandyb on Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:23 am

Dear DM
I'm looking to join a clan and this seems as good as any.
I don't have gangrene, I'm afraid, but I'm pretty good with a needle and thread which may come in handy - any chance I can get in?
yours sincerely
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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby Neoteny on Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:11 pm

CrazyAnglican wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
andre the giant wrote:what a pleasant idea for a clan. Much more interesting than the "flesh-eating bacteria" clan, or the "leprosy" clan.

I imagine your clan will be best when taken with a healthy dose of penicillin.


Don't be hating on the staph. They work hard.


That deserved a rare but well deserved ROFL! :lol:


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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby Hotdoggie on Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:33 pm

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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:23 am

Both Mandy and HotD are graciously accepted into this fold of magnificence; both of them have realistic prospects of being infected with gangrene in the future and are thus eligible for membership.

Remember kids, where gangrene is concerned awareness is as good a cure as penicillin.
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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby Skittles! on Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:25 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Yeah yeah my gangrenous bitches, this E has been stepped to the ticket. Fo' real.

Gangrenous hands in!

Go Gangrene go!
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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:49 am

Why are we not approved yet?


Only tens of E-tickets will give us an answer....
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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby Gypsys Kiss on Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:08 pm

After a bitch of week at work, I am planning on contracting the rare symmetrical peripheral gangrene to get some well earned time off. It has, however, a high mortality rate, so if I stop posting at any time in the near future make sure my wake is a fucking good one.

I therefore hand you my application.
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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:14 am

I have no idea what is going on here.


Dancing Mustard wrote:Only tens of E-tickets will give us an answer....

:lol:
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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby mandyb on Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:53 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:I have no idea what is going on here.


Dancing Mustard wrote:Only tens of E-tickets will give us an answer....

:lol:


A new clan is in the making.
It's gonna be great.

Keep sending in those tickets, Mustard.
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Re: Gangrene Clan

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:11 pm

Behold as our infected might rises to new levels! Marvel as we thumb our noses at established convention! Tremble in mouselike wonderment at CC's first ever 'socialpetitive' clan!
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Re: [Socialpetitive] [Infectious] Gangrene Clan

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:24 pm

Does that mean we're recruiting?
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

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Re: [Socialpetitive] [Infectious] Gangrene Clan

Postby Neoteny on Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:14 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:Does that mean we're recruiting?


Transmitting.
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Re: [Socialpetitive] [Infectious] Gangrene Clan

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:18 pm

Neoteny wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Does that mean we're recruiting?


Transmitting.


Banning.
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Re: [Socialpetitive] [Infectious] Gangrene Clan

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:46 am

Gangrene's steady tread is always recruiting.

As are its disciples.
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Re: [Socialpetitive] [Infectious] Gangrene Clan

Postby Neoteny on Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:22 pm

I peed on three people today. I'm hoping that helps.
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Re: [Socialpetitive] [Infectious] Gangrene Clan

Postby mandyb on Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:24 pm

I got bitten by a mosquito today and it was so damn itchy, I scratched the top off - is there a chance do you think...?
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Re: [Socialpetitive] [Infectious] Gangrene Clan

Postby Skittles! on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:17 pm

mandyb wrote:I got bitten by a mosquito today and it was so damn itchy, I scratched the top off - is there a chance do you think...?

Rub some faeces in there just to make sure.
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Re: [Socialpetitive] [Infectious] Gangrene Clan

Postby Twill on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:30 pm

And locked.

This isn't a spam, flame or medical support forum and you're obviously not going anywhere with this clan :)

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