Yeah, my ass has been getting a little bit itchy recently; so I've invested in Conquer Club's first ever real Ass-Poker !
I've PM'd lackattack, and it seems that he has the same problem; so Ass-Pokers may soon be in a multitude on CC. I suggested that he sell them in the CC shop, but that's a matter up for debate.
So, I invite you to participate in the first ever true Ass-Poker gathering. The winner will have his Ass-Poked by the 7 victims. Everyone bring their Ass-Pokers to Game 5211999.
Poke on, and poke luck.