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Babysitter needed

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:37 am

I'll be gone from Wednesday to Sunday or so and need a sitter.

I have 21 ongoing games and a few more will be coming from the 5 Elements - Shuffle tournament.

Any takers?
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Re: Babysitter needed

Postby Bruceswar on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:45 am

I would do it, but I am vs you in some games. Good luck finding a sitter.
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Re: Babysitter needed

Postby owenshooter on Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:28 pm

i don't think i'm good enough to sit for you...-0
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Re: Babysitter needed

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:32 pm

owenshooter wrote:i don't think i'm good enough to sit for you...-0

If by "good" you mean "points"... well, you have more points than Juventino who will be babysitting my account while I'm away listening to loud music and drinking copious amounts of beer. I'd rather have a Captain or even Lieutenant who has played a lot of maps with different settings babysitting my account than a Brigadier who has played only a few maps (or even only one map) with the same settings over and over.


I asked Juve first and only made this topic when I thought he took some time before replying, otherwise I would have gladly taken you up on your offer.
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Re: Babysitter needed

Postby Timminz on Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:03 pm

MeDeFe wrote:while I'm away listening to loud music and drinking copious amounts of beer.

Festival?
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Re: Babysitter needed

Postby King_Herpes on Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:13 pm

I accept this job offering under the condition that I am paid $4.35 an hour, am allowed to talk dirty to my girlfriend on the telephone the whole time while twirling the cord as I giggle excessively. I also will be wearing provocative clothing and won't be crossing my legs while sitting for I have little to no class. Please no red heads(they always get jealous), thanks.
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Re: Babysitter needed

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:00 pm

Timminz wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:while I'm away listening to loud music and drinking copious amounts of beer.

Festival?

Indeed, Wacken Open Air.


King_Herpes wrote:I accept this job offering under the condition that I am paid $4.35 an hour, am allowed to talk dirty to my girlfriend on the telephone the whole time while twirling the cord as I giggle excessively. I also will be wearing provocative clothing and won't be crossing my legs while sitting for I have little to no class. Please no red heads(they always get jealous), thanks.

If the position hadn't been filled already I'd agree to this with the addition that you agree to be videotaped at all times while working and allow me to use the video material as I see fit. Oh, and you'd have to let the people watching the live webfeed decide whether you wear that Burger King mask or not. All donations from the "Get KH to shave his legs live on camera"-drive would be split 70 - 30 between me and you.
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Re: Babysitter needed

Postby King_Herpes on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:40 pm

Done and done.











So when do I start?
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Re: Babysitter needed

Postby Timminz on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:46 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
Timminz wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:while I'm away listening to loud music and drinking copious amounts of beer.

Festival?

Indeed, Wacken Open Air.

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