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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:47 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:You're too young... You don't know how to satisfy all of these women...

You think it is with sex... Really, though, it is foot rubs and cooking for them. 8)
Which I can do. Don't forget back massages, holding all of their things that they bought at the store, and lending them your credit card.
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:53 pm

hmmm.. this will indeed be a tough choice! :shock: :wink:
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Postby hulmey on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:22 pm

if clappers gonna join this clan , then im in to!!
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Postby happy2seeyou on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:22 pm

It's not a clan
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:26 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:It's not a clan


And he's not a chick... :wink:
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Postby rebelman on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:27 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:It's not a clan


it must be one of the following so:

a knitting circle

a country-women's association

a flower arranging club

a cookery class

a kitchen shower

a hen party

a convent

(i am so dead after posting this 8-[ )
Don't now why people on here don't like being cooks, remember under siege: A former SEAL, now cook, is the only person who can stop a gang of terrorists when they sieze control of a US Navy battleship.
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Postby comic boy on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:29 pm

I would like to join as an associate member, just hang a bit, tell a few jokes,drop off my ironing, that sort of thing :D
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:34 pm

we wil NOT..I repeat NOT do
ironing
knitting
cooking
laundry
anything else that involves things that men want us to do!
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:35 pm

oh btw reb ;) more like the she devils of cc ;)
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Postby happy2seeyou on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:36 pm

Ball Busterz ;)
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:38 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:Ball Busterz ;)

;) :P :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby firstholliday on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:51 pm

for once and for all.



What is the difference between a hippo and an American woman?

One has a fat ass and a big mouth....
The other one lays in the water.





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Postby clapper011 on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:52 pm

well thank goodness I'm canadian!
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Postby comic boy on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:56 pm

clapper011 wrote:we wil NOT..I repeat NOT do
ironing
knitting
cooking
laundry
anything else that involves things that men want us to do!



Im sure there is one thing you still enjoy doing :lol:
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Postby happy2seeyou on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:58 pm

Telling them to put the toilet seat down?



Not that I njoy it, but I get to yell then lol
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:59 pm

oh ..well.. comic, you notice it isn't on the list ? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink: :P
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:59 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:Telling them to put the toilet seat down?


Not all men have to be reminded... :wink:
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:01 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:Telling them to put the toilet seat down?


Not all men have to be reminded... :wink:
i bet you would do lots for a woman ;)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:03 pm

clapper011 wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:Telling them to put the toilet seat down?


Not all men have to be reminded... :wink:
i bet you would do lots for a woman ;)



For, because of, TO.... :wink:
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:04 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:Telling them to put the toilet seat down?


Not all men have to be reminded... :wink:
i bet you would do lots for a woman ;)



For, because of, TO.... :wink:

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :wink:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:09 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:Ball Busterz ;)
Dear God no.


My lunch ready?
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby satanspaladin on Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:56 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:Ball Busterz ;)
Dear God no.


My lunch ready?


Yes its in the dog :)
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Postby hecter on Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:01 pm

Kate, darling, it would be greatly appreciated if you were to make me a sandwich to take in my lunch tomorrow...
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:14 pm

satanspaladin wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:Ball Busterz ;)
Dear God no.


My lunch ready?


Yes its in the dog :)
:x That's it! I'm shooting the cat! *Lures the cat out back and shoots it's head off*

And just for that, you'll be doing my dirty laundry tommorrow, without watching your soaps and the View.
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Postby satanspaladin on Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:26 pm

hecter wrote:Kate, darling, it would be greatly appreciated if you were to make me a sandwich to take in my lunch tomorrow...


well a mom got to luck after her littel boy "sigh "

do you want your teddy bear as well :)
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