Looking for players to start a feud with

Hello all, it just dawned upon me that I du not have anyone that I have a forum feud with, and in order to be a full member of the community I feel that I need to have one. Here are the specifics that I'm looking for:
1. Someone that I can bitch n moan at anytime they post in the same thread as me
2. You as potential forum feud-ee will have the responsibility of baiting, trolling, and/or flaming me in the public forum. A begging of the mods to due something about me will be a must if this forum feud is supposed to succeed. An excellent candidate would put in the extra effort to report my posts and potentially file C&A against me out of this vendetta. I would, of course, reciprocate if possible. If we can get some threads locked together out of this, along with some forum bans, I'd be a happy camper.
3. You should want to bring this hatred for my online persona to many of the topics in which I post irregardless of relevancy to
topic (we can't have a feud that's logical and applicable ya know). We can even engage in endless 'Quote Wars' which take up endless pages cyberspace and argue till the cows come home, each being thoroughly convinced we are right, and the other is an arrogant douche bag.
4. Be weary if you spell something incorrectly or post something grammatically incorrect, as that automatically invalidates your argument. Also if you post large paragraphs in our 'Quote Wars' I will be required to take a fragment out of context and argue against that and I expect that you do the same.
5. Somebody who will make call out threads challenging me, which, of course, I'll have to decline simply because I wouldn't play with or against the likes of you due to you being such a cunt.
Bonus: Being a part of a clan is a huge plus as I can associate your actions and thoughts with those of your clan. This will also provide me with the benefit of accusing you of not being able to fight your own battles without bringing clan mates into the equation. If all works well this could reach the potentially of a clan v clan feud where we talk trash about how we could whoop each other, but it would never amount to anything.
If you think you meet the the standards listed above, then stop being a fucking pussy and apply. There is no maximum to how many can be potential fued-ees, so we could get a whole circle jerk of contempt going.
I Crazyirishman, have the sole discretion to accept and-or reject any feudees at any time and may revoke your status as fuedee at any time I see fit
1. Someone that I can bitch n moan at anytime they post in the same thread as me
2. You as potential forum feud-ee will have the responsibility of baiting, trolling, and/or flaming me in the public forum. A begging of the mods to due something about me will be a must if this forum feud is supposed to succeed. An excellent candidate would put in the extra effort to report my posts and potentially file C&A against me out of this vendetta. I would, of course, reciprocate if possible. If we can get some threads locked together out of this, along with some forum bans, I'd be a happy camper.
3. You should want to bring this hatred for my online persona to many of the topics in which I post irregardless of relevancy to
topic (we can't have a feud that's logical and applicable ya know). We can even engage in endless 'Quote Wars' which take up endless pages cyberspace and argue till the cows come home, each being thoroughly convinced we are right, and the other is an arrogant douche bag.
4. Be weary if you spell something incorrectly or post something grammatically incorrect, as that automatically invalidates your argument. Also if you post large paragraphs in our 'Quote Wars' I will be required to take a fragment out of context and argue against that and I expect that you do the same.
5. Somebody who will make call out threads challenging me, which, of course, I'll have to decline simply because I wouldn't play with or against the likes of you due to you being such a cunt.
Bonus: Being a part of a clan is a huge plus as I can associate your actions and thoughts with those of your clan. This will also provide me with the benefit of accusing you of not being able to fight your own battles without bringing clan mates into the equation. If all works well this could reach the potentially of a clan v clan feud where we talk trash about how we could whoop each other, but it would never amount to anything.
If you think you meet the the standards listed above, then stop being a fucking pussy and apply. There is no maximum to how many can be potential fued-ees, so we could get a whole circle jerk of contempt going.
I Crazyirishman, have the sole discretion to accept and-or reject any feudees at any time and may revoke your status as fuedee at any time I see fit