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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Sat May 17, 2008 5:38 pm

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...to join the Jesus Freaks!


I'm calling all of CC's Christians to join the JFC in this May recruitment drive. From our humble birth with the 8 original members, the JFC now boasts a memberlist pages & pages long! The CC Jesus Freaks is one of CC's longest continually active usergoups and offers many exciting benefits. Aside from our overwhelmingly active forum, the JFC offers several approved sig banners to add to your posts. We discuss Bible passages through the Verse of the Week program where a member posts a Bible passage to discuss which helps all of us learn & grow in our faith. We also have several fun threads & other discussion threads on moral problems and what God says of how to deal with them. Now don't get me wrong, this usergroup is not strictly for the Christian who knows everything of the Bible & never has a doubt. In fact, I encourage people who are weak in their faith to join us, just to see what can be accomplished. The only requirement for admittance is simply being a follower of Jesus Christ. Hope to see you all on our private forum! If you've got any questions, please post here or send me a pm.

-Caleb
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby nagerous on Sat May 17, 2008 5:55 pm

I would join but unfortunately I don't meet the requirements. :(
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Mon May 19, 2008 12:48 pm

I'd love to join

Are you competative?
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Caleb the Cruel on Mon May 19, 2008 1:05 pm

At this particular point in time the JFC is listed & recognized as a competitive clan. However I have worked deals with several clans that have a 1-clan only rule to allow dual membership with the JFC arguing that we lean more towards a discussion group, which is true. We have not been competitive for a couple months however I am looking for a motivated inidividual to guide some clan wars, tournaments, and games. If this person does not exist to help the JFC, in the summer I will begin organizing such events again.
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon May 19, 2008 1:25 pm

nagerous wrote:I would join but unfortunately I don't meet the requirements. :(


Word.
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Caleb the Cruel on Tue May 20, 2008 9:56 am

Snorri1234 wrote:
nagerous wrote:I would join but unfortunately I don't meet the requirements. :(


Word.


I am always amazed at the number of people who cannot fill our simple requirements and are proud to boast that they lack faith!
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby prismsaber on Wed May 21, 2008 1:59 am

Seeing how I'm graduating from the school that invented fundamentalism I think I qualify...
I'll join :)
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Smokingdude420 on Sun May 25, 2008 12:19 pm

I thank god for the suffering :lol:
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Mr_Adams on Sun May 25, 2008 3:25 pm

people are strange.... :D
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Smokingdude420 on Sun May 25, 2008 4:48 pm

my god carries a hammer your god died nailed to a cross any questions? :lol:
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby ilikehistory on Sun May 25, 2008 4:55 pm

prismsaber wrote:Seeing how I'm graduating from the school that invented fundamentalism I think I qualify...
I'll join :)


What school would that be? I will join this clan too. I have met the requirements since I was eight years old.
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby t-o-m on Mon May 26, 2008 6:50 am

Mylittlepuddykat wrote:I'd love to join

couldnt think of anything worse, apart from death maybe?
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby lord voldemort on Mon May 26, 2008 6:54 am

Smokingdude420 wrote:my god carries a hammer your god died nailed to a cross any questions? :lol:

our god died for our sin and now we have eternal life....do u have any questions???
also guys no spam...tom :roll:
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Smokingdude420 on Mon May 26, 2008 9:25 am

lord voldemort wrote:
Smokingdude420 wrote:my god carries a hammer your god died nailed to a cross any questions? :lol:

our god died for our sin and now we have eternal life....do u have any questions???
also guys no spam...tom :roll:

our god gave us eternal life without asking any sacrifice of life and holds no one else responsible for our sins expect for ourselves.......do you have any questions? :D
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby lord voldemort on Mon May 26, 2008 9:29 am

Smokingdude420 wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Smokingdude420 wrote:my god carries a hammer your god died nailed to a cross any questions? :lol:

our god died for our sin and now we have eternal life....do u have any questions???
also guys no spam...tom :roll:

our god gave us eternal life without asking any sacrifice of life and holds no one else responsible for our sins expect for ourselves.......do you have any questions? :D

he doestn ask for our sacrifice....its not required of a Christian...Christians sacrifice in response to what god has done in them...
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Caleb the Cruel on Mon May 26, 2008 5:46 pm

Anyways may I re-direct you debaters to the Chatter Box where there are many threads to debate religion and the like. It's that way. :arrow:
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon May 26, 2008 7:45 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Anyways may I re-direct you debaters to the Chatter Box where there are many threads to debate religion and the like. It's that way. :arrow:


But they're not nearly as much fun as this one is.
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Smokingdude420 on Mon May 26, 2008 8:49 pm

your god required the death/torture of his only son for sins he didn't even commit. We should all follow his example and punish our grandchild for the sins of our children. :lol:
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby wicked on Mon May 26, 2008 9:24 pm

If you're not here to join this clan, please exit stage right. If you need help finding the door, the mods can help you by showing you out another "special" exit.
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby hulmey on Mon May 26, 2008 9:38 pm

wicked wrote:If you're not here to join this clan, please exit stage right. If you need help finding the door, the mods can help you by showing you out another "special" exit.


Should he get banned for religion bashing......Come on wicked, though shall have no mercy!!
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby wicked on Mon May 26, 2008 9:41 pm

Thou shalt not post unless to join this clan. (understand now? go say 3 Hail Marys!)
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby prismsaber on Mon May 26, 2008 9:54 pm

lol why are people here bashing Christianity? What happened to the concept of tolerance that people love to trump so much? Or is it only tolerance when it's something you agree with?
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby herndawg on Mon May 26, 2008 11:55 pm

-He's not a baby in a manger anymore
-He's not a broken man on the cross
-He is alive
-He is coming
-He is the lion of the tribe of Judah
-Who is this who comes from Bozrah with robes dipped in blood
-It looks as though he has tread through the wine press.
-Who is this Jesus we were never told of
-Absolute power held back by the hand of the Father
-This is time of Grace
-It has never rained before, it has never rained before, hide me from the wrath of the Lamb
-There will be scoffers
-Just as in the days of Noah so shall be the coming of the Son of Man
-Religion, who needs it. Reality, I want it.
-Perspective is everything, especially an eternal one

Unrandom thoughts by the hern. totally stolen from others who said it first

That was all off the cuff and what not so don't tear it up, just chill. Check it with the word eh. And I can say whatever wicked right cause you said only if you were interested in the clan. I am. So here is the story of my life...........just kidding.


I did try to sign up once a while back and got no response. How bout another go at that eh?
Oh and you can call me hern. ya know, like herndawg. Actually to let you in on a little secret I have, my real name is not herndawg. Don't tell anyone, I am under cover ya hear.
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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue May 27, 2008 9:56 am

wicked wrote:Thou shalt not post unless to join this clan. (understand now? go say 3 Hail Marys!)



But I am trying to join this clan, I just get the feeling I don't meet the requirements.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

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Re: JESUS WANTS YOU! JFC Recruitment Thread

Postby Mr_Adams on Tue May 27, 2008 1:25 pm

the requirements aren't much. Pretty much, as long as your a Christian your in. Also, Not being a St. Louis Cardinals fan is a BIG bonus...
Just kidding Caleb
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