Conquer Club

Welcome to players thinking of joining “The Clan of Jiz”.

As everyone knows, Jizzy is sensation overtaking conquerclub. Everyone loves Jizzy! Everyone loves to play with Jizzy! Now can be member of Jizzy’s clan! Be family with nicest player on cc, sweet old lovable Jizzy!

To be in Jizzy’s clan, must follow ten rules:

1) Must not have dark side, must be happy and fun and love to give positive feedback. If in Jizzy’s clan, never be mad or negative and always see good in other players, no matter how much get screwed by them or how they play!
2) Must love Jizzy!!!!
3) Must have played at least one game with Jizzy!!!! (If never played and want to, send jizzy message)
4) Can be in other clans. Jizzy doesn’t care!!!!
5) Must laugh at Jizzy’s jokes.
6) Never to say mean words, they hurt Jizzy’s ears!!!!
7) Must love Jizzy even more!!!!
Must always fight the evil brown dot!!
9) Okay, Jizzy ran out of rules.
10) errr, must love Jizzy a third time!!!!!
11) Must live Jiz!!!!!

Send Jizzy message to be in his clan, and receive benefits: $0.30 off Tide liquid detergent (not nasty powder), lifelong friend, magical spells and weapons to fight the brown dot! Join today!!!!!

someone likes to talk in the 3rd person

Welcome to players thinking of joining “The Clan of Jiz”.

As everyone knows, Jizzy is sensation overtaking conquerclub. Everyone loves Jizzy! Everyone loves to play with Jizzy! Now can be member of Jizzy’s clan! Be family with nicest player on cc, sweet old lovable Jizzy!

To be in Jizzy’s clan, must follow ten rules:

1) Must not have dark side, must be happy and fun and love to give positive feedback. If in Jizzy’s clan, never be mad or negative and always see good in other players, no matter how much get screwed by them or how they play!
2) Must love Jizzy!!!!
3) Must have played at least one game with Jizzy!!!! (If never played and want to, send jizzy message)
4) Can be in other clans. Jizzy doesn’t care!!!!
5) Must laugh at Jizzy’s jokes.
6) Must have fun!
7) Must love Jizzy even more!!!!
Must always fight the evil brown dot!!
9) Okay, Jizzy ran out of rules.
10) errr, must love Jizzy a third time!!!!!

Send Jizzy message to be in his clan, and receive benefits: $0.30 off Tide liquid detergent (not nasty powder), lifelong friend, magical spells and weapons to fight the brown dot! Join today!!!!!

I'm In, sounds great!

so i've been playing conquerclub for almost two years, and think clans are a little silly, but i'm joining this one if my man auger is. jizzy is a nut!

2 down 7 to go jizzy!

...but what the heck is the brown dot?

Please, never let me join, no matter what happens.

Is it a cult?

what is this clan? a wank fest?
EDIT:
not in btw

The Clan of Jiz is not a cult, it is way of life! It is way of life in conquer club. Is about having fun and playing fair and being great to other players!!!! Is about using lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, players in clan can work together in team games to further promote higher points and good feelings.

Now, who wouldn't want to be a part of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i mentioned this once on your original post, but it needs to be mentioned again. referring you yourself in the 3rd person that many times is; well for lack of a better word psychotic

Um... again Mr. Jizzy,...What is the brown dot?

I'm just guessing here, but maybe its a codename for the Grammer Nazis?

Also Mr. Jizzy, I am very interested in this $.30 off Tide liquid detergent. Tell me do, Mr. Jizzy, is this a coupon or what? And if so, is it redeamable anywhere? Because I don't have an AIG department store near here, and momma says that we won't go back to the Kmart.


-Juan_Bottom

I want to join the clan of jiz! Jizzy is awsome! Yay!! Fight the evil brown dot!!

Hey Jizzy,

Looks like you've got 4 now:

1: Jizboy
2:Auger13
3: Ourhero16
4: Chunk_o_meat

PLease let us know if you're interested in joining. And also if I missed you.. It looks like a few people commented on the thread but didn't say they were interested in joining..

Sidenote: If you join, there is chance you may get to find out what the brown dot is!!

Jizboy wrote:
1) Must not have dark side, must be happy and fun and love to give positive feedback. If in Jizzy’s clan, never be mad or negative and always see good in other players, no matter how much get screwed by them or how they play!

Even JR?

So this is a competative clan?

Also when it comes to the brown dot, I just don't feel comfortable taking sides, If I don't know what I am fighting for....

JIZZY WILL NOW REVEAL THE IDENTITY OF THE EVIL BROWN DOT!!!!!!!!

Jizzy has explained before in many other games.

Sometimes Jizzy must go poop, but not feel like it all comes out! Jizzy wipes and wipes and sees a brown dot on toilet paper EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! Is only thing that makes Jizzy angry! because jizzy knows that soon, when walking around, will get swampy butt and be all wet and itchy, and brown line on underwear!!!!

Curse the brown dot!!!! Must defeat brown dot and all progeny!!!!!

Jizzy is pretty sure that coupon has no expiration date, but will check!

Only need 6 more to be official clan! Join THE CLAN OF JIZ!

Yes this is a competitive clan, with idea of us against other clans, and also the brown dot.. Which now that we know it's identity, we can all focus a little bit longer and a little bit harder on defeating it..

Right Jizzy?

Auger

I am sooo happy that I might Jiz myself.

That's the spirit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jizzy still needs more players in his clan! don't forget about coupon and learning the "tao of jiz"

I would luv to join so Sign me up please

And what the hell is this "brown dot"?

I hope its not ur 'other' eye jizzy!

Aussierager

Now have 6 members!!

Jizboy
Auger13
Ourhero16
Chunk_o_meat
Hugh-G-Rekshun
Aussierager

Jizzy is great and Iwould love to join his clan.

LOL Hugh-G-Rekshun is a member of the clan of Jiz.

only need 3 more!!!!!!!!!!!!