Conquer Club

I'm creating a clan, but I need members... Here's the info, if you would like to join but want some adjustments made to any of the details, please pm me or post below.
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Name: The Weasel Committee
Description: This is a clan for any of those who's interests were never really accepted to in the general public...like weasels, staring at walls, sheep, or the word BLOOP. If people constantly go up to you and say "you're weird!" than welcome!! This is your clan.
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Well, yeah...that's pretty much a "me" clan. Anyone interested? If you wanna join, please pm me or post here and be sure to let me know about your "special interest".
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Edit: the clan is not going to have a one-clan rule, you can be in as many other clans as you want...and I need to see who's gonna join before I decide if it's competitive or non-competitive, i'll probably let the members decide...although I would like it to be competitive...more interesting that way. I guess it could be allied to certain clans if you want, like, to help out in a war or something.
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So far, i have these people up, but if I reach 9 and you still wanna join, i'll continue the list and if it gets accepted i'll let you all in.
1. elmerfudd
2. The Weird One
3. Nickbaldwin
4. militant
5.Smokingdude420
6. Capt Killroy
7. wrestler1ump
8. Fircoal
9. magneto_acolyte
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yes!!! we got all we need. but for those who still like the looks of this clan, keep posting. hopefully, we'll get accepted quickly...

what's the name going to be? and is this going to be a competitive clan or just a social group? are you going to have a one clan rule?-0

the name is obvious weasel comittee

I was going to express disapproval of any new clan, but this one seems halfway decent! Or am I just a weasel?

I use margarine as a lubricant when I masturbate.

Is this clan for me?

Margarine is for ponces. I use iron filings.

Ahhhh...it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside that there are other people with funny habits...I like staring at walls and spacing out, and potato chips go really good in ketchup...and yes, i think this clan is for you. for future reference, please let me know if you wanna join...it's kinda confusing cuz i can't tell if your just saying it's a good clan or if you actually wanna join. Also, I hate mustard and peanut-butter. is that bad? People tell me it's bad to hate peanut butter...

Dancing Mustard wrote:I use margarine as a lubricant when I masturbate.

Is this clan for me?

what does masturbate mean?

Blue_Merle77 wrote:Also, I hate mustard

Are you trying to fucking start something?

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Blue_Merle77 wrote:Also, I hate mustard

Are you trying to fucking start something?

Ah, but you are mustard with rhythm. Perhaps Merle needs to specify which mustard he hates. Maybe he hates deli mustard.

Sentinel XIV wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Blue_Merle77 wrote:Also, I hate mustard

Are you trying to fucking start something?

Ah, but you are mustard with rhythm. Perhaps Merle needs to specify which mustard he hates. Maybe he hates deli mustard.

ok, to clarify, i only like honey mustard...although I half live with regular mustard (non-spicy)....also i'm female...But i usually get discriminated more for hating peanut-butter (there's no peanut-butter i like, to clarify) this is new, no one's ever cussed at me for hating mustard before. also, no one answered my question about the funny word that has slipped out of my mind...i think it started with an m.

A FEMALE ON THE INTERNETZ!

Count me in!

Nickbaldwin wrote::o A FEMALE ON THE INTERNETZ!

Count me in!

why is that so amazing? I spend more time on the internet than i do sleeping.
NOTE: that was an exaggeration. i like sleeping too much.

I believe I would like to be interested in a new clan

Blue_Merle77 wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote::o A FEMALE ON THE INTERNETZ!

Count me in!

why is that so amazing? I spend more time on the internet than i do sleeping.
NOTE: that was an exaggeration. i like sleeping too much.

i do too, cant sleep and i like my peanut butter in my corn flakes im in, if everyboby will have me

Blue_Merle77 wrote:no one's ever cussed at me for hating mustard before.

That's because if you'd done it before, you'd already be dead.

Now quit testing me with your neighbourhood trespass style antics. Don't make me step up and bust m'ting.

Blue_Merle77 wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote::o A FEMALE ON THE INTERNETZ!

Count me in!

why is that so amazing? I spend more time on the internet than i do sleeping.
NOTE: that was an exaggeration. i like sleeping too much.

Oh you won't be sleeping once I'm finished with you.

You'll be having nightmares which wake you up in a cold sweat

Oh, don't worry. I've been threatened for weirdness before. When I was in 5th grade, I went to this kinda bad school where everyone cussed but me...I was considered weird for other reasons too, actually my non-cuss-y-ness only made me seem like a wimp but anyway, my bus-stop is occupied by a few other people, and they kinda had their own "clique" and one girl LOST her phone, and since I was so weird and shared their bus stop they thought that I stole it...so they were gonna beat me up the next day...I did get out of it cuz I had friends and I had God, but they kept threatening me from then...then I moved to a more docile school. So, you can go ahead and threaten to smash my nose through my brain all you want. I wish you joy and relief in doing so. But I still hope you'll join my clan.
PS--If you were wondering, the people trying to beat me up were mostly guys, but they do respect the man-laws: they weren't gonna be me up with fists cuz i was a girl. They said they'd use an object...which, frankly, i'd prefer it if it were fists...if they hit me in the jaw they'd break their fists and i'd only have a dislocated jaw...but if they used a pole or something i think my jaw will break first...

Also, WHAT THE HECK DOES MASTURBATE MEAN?!?!?!? DOESN'T ANYONE RESPECT MY VOCABULARY NEEDS?!?!?!
Dancing Mustard: I just noticed you're name had mustard in it...I have nothing against you...just mustard. Besides, if some mustard-lover saw your name and thought it was a brand of mustard, wouldn't they probably eat you? at least I wouldn't eat you...unless you had honey in it and did not taste spicy...
Nickbaldwin: What do you have against me?! Also, where have I heard "balwin" before? ...

hahahaha how old are you? don't ask what masterbate is on the internet, if your being serious, ask you parents, not a bunch of perverts online, btw so am I in your clan or what?

I don't have anything against you ...... gorgeous.

Blue_Merle77 wrote:I wouldn't eat you...unless you had honey in it and did not taste spicy...

So I still could get lucky here?

Party on Wayne. Party on Garth...

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Blue_Merle77 wrote:I wouldn't eat you...unless you had honey in it and did not taste spicy...

So I still could get lucky here?

Party on Wayne. Party on Garth...

haha nice wayne's world quote, that movie never gets old

danodukebb- yes, you're in, just need 6 more people...
Dancing Mustard- yep, you could get lucky...now go calculate you're odds.
Also, what the heck is Wayne's world?

Blue_Merle77 wrote:danodukebb- yes, you're in, just need 6 more people...
Dancing Mustard- yep, you could get lucky...now go calculate you're odds.
Also, what the heck is Wayne's world?

Haha how old are you for real?? you've never heard of Wayne's world, its a clasic Mike Myers/Dana Carvey movie check it out