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Age of Magic

Postby wrestler1ump on Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:10 am

How does that map work?
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Re: Age of Magic

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:39 am

Playing it is really really easy, here's how it works:

1. First you need to go find a friend.
2. Then you need to find the keys to your mother's car.
3. Get your friend to sit in the driver's seat and start the car.
4. Then you nestle your head under the front wheel of the vehicle.
5. When you have done this, you get your friend to drive forward over your head.
6. Then reverse back over it.
7. Repeat steps 5 and 6 until your friend gets bored/the car runs out of gas.
8. And you're done! Good luck Whumpy! Let me know how it goes.



(Alternatively there's a more risky strategy which involves gaff-taping up your mouth, then hacking your hands off with a butcher's cleaver so that nobody will ever be bothered by your incessant whinging in the future... but that's probably a bit advanced for you right now)
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Re: Age of Magic

Postby firth4eva on Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:44 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Playing it is really really easy, here's how it works:

1. First you need to go find a friend.
2. Then you need to find the keys to your mother's car.
3. Get your friend to sit in the driver's seat and start the car.
4. Then you nestle your head under the front wheel of the vehicle.
5. When you have done this, you get your friend to drive forward over your head.
6. Then reverse back over it.
7. Repeat steps 5 and 6 until your friend gets bored/the car runs out of gas.
8. And you're done! Good luck Whumpy! Let me know how it goes.



(Alternatively there's a more risky strategy which involves gaff-taping up your mouth, then hacking your hands off with a butcher's cleaver so that nobody will ever be bothered by your incessant whinging in the future... but that's probably a bit advanced for you right now)

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