Conquer Club's Next Top Model Contest !@@!

by **mibi** on Mon May 12, 2008 10:51 pm

Welcome ladies and gentleman to the...

Conquer Club Next Top Model competition.
sponsored by An Animated Description of Mr Maps

Are you fab? Are you drab? No matter! We are now accepting entries of all stripes.... as long as your wearing your Conquer Club schwag!

If you don't have any schwag then head on over to zazzle and find your self a model to coach. Women, men, kids and babies are allowed. (Just piece together the large resolution image. Click on the 'Model' button to see the whole model.)

This contest has three stages:

Stage one: Post the image of your model pre-makeover, just as they are.

Stage two: The (photoshop) Makeover! Make over your model to the fabulous extreme! Then post your model's image.

Stage three: Time to choose Conquer Club Next Top Model! Members of the CC community will vote on their favorite. They should be only one criteria for judging... the sheer awesomeness of the transformation. Get crazy, get wild, but get fab-u-lous!

Other Rules:
Multiple entries from the same coach are allowed.
Multiple entries of the same model are allowed as long as they are not wearing the same garment.
Men, women, and children are all allowed.
When posting your models image include their model name and a brief bio.
This will be open to the general public after we have a few contestants.

Let the model search begin!

by **mibi** on Mon May 12, 2008 10:52 pm

Contestant name: Zewunga
Coach: mibi
Outfit: Zewunga is currently sporting a pink KOTM ladies fitted

Bio: Zewunga grew up in the bitter slums of South Africa, at the age of 8 she was discovered as a ballet prodigy. (having learned the skill from a remote tribe of ballet dancers that resided amongst the lush savana.) After a brief stint as South Africa's top ballerina, she was accepted into Juliard and moved from her abrasive home to the big city.

Life for Zewunga in the United States was tough. after just two short weeks working hard at school, she had a wretched accident while walking down 5th Avenue in questionably high pumps. She was unable to perform again, and because of her injuries was expelled from Juliard altogether. Not wanting to return home to be shamed by her family, she got a job working in a small theatre on Broadway. her job however, was not a nice one.. she was in charge of cleaning the public and not so public rest rooms. Zewunga feeling as though her life could get no worse, met up one night with a man whom promised her more than she could ever dream. a surgery that would heal her ankle.. and allow her the gift of dance once again. this dude however was really just a pimp trying to find a new trick. he introduced her to the good ole crack pipe, and it didn't take long for Zewunga to turn into a greasy crack whore. enter her fabulous couch mibi, seeing the true beauty within Zewunga, he was thoroughly convinced she would be "Conquer Clubs NEXT TOP MODEL!!!".

by **billy07** on Tue May 13, 2008 1:42 am

a ginger bird with little tits. is that the best cc can do?

i want to see some big arses in cc hotpants, thongs, suspenders etc

by the way i may be a little sceptical here, but arn't you just trying to sell cc merchandise?

by **DiM** on Tue May 13, 2008 12:37 pm

you mean like removing freckles, making the tits bigger, adding a tattoo and some eye shadow? :lol:

still ugly but at least the tits are bigger :lol:

by **happy2seeyou** on Tue May 13, 2008 12:40 pm

So you are not looking for a real picture of a CCr wearing something with CC on it? You are looking for a fake, put together picture photo shopped on the computer? :-k

by **mibi** on Tue May 13, 2008 12:59 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:So you are not looking for a real picture of a CCr wearing something with CC on it? You are looking for a fake, put together picture photo shopped on the computer?

you have to use one of the zazzle models.. don't worry there are plenty to choose from.

by **happy2seeyou** on Tue May 13, 2008 1:39 pm

I don't need the Zazzle models.... I had a cc shirt and then magically the next day it was on Sully.

Tricky tricky. Beat that lol

by **Dancing Mustard** on Tue May 13, 2008 5:39 pm

Hey Mibi, how did you get Curtis Jackson to take time out of his busy steroid-eating schedule to model a CC T-shirt for you?

by **jiminski** on Tue May 13, 2008 6:27 pm

Irina sporting CC bikini and matching Russian Hat.

by **happy2seeyou** on Tue May 13, 2008 6:29 pm

Somehow I KNEW Jimi or someone would do that. :lol:

by **jiminski** on Tue May 13, 2008 6:48 pm

you're still number 1 Hapitu! ; )

by **clapper011** on Tue May 13, 2008 8:21 pm

by **Herakilla** on Tue May 13, 2008 8:25 pm

clapper011 wrote::|

dont worry clap youre number one too!

by **nagerous** on Tue May 13, 2008 8:25 pm

DiM wrote:you mean like removing freckles, making the tits bigger, adding a tattoo and some eye shadow?

still ugly but at least the tits are bigger

I'd rather now be King of those mountains.

by **Vace Cooper** on Tue May 13, 2008 10:24 pm

Contestant name: Chuck Norris.

bio: Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Outfit: Chuck is sporting his new BPB shirt.

by **owenshooter** on Tue May 13, 2008 11:19 pm

i would buy that shirt in a second!!! but i want to be able to pick all the members icons i want on the shirt!! i mean, all pics of me, would just kick ass!!!-0

p.s.-is this shirt available in the CC Shop?

by **happy2seeyou** on Tue May 13, 2008 11:43 pm

owenshooter wrote:i would buy that shirt in a second!!! but i want to be able to pick all the members icons i want on the shirt!! i mean, all pics of me, would just kick ass!!!-0

p.s.-is this shirt available in the CC Shop?

Theres not enough room on the shirt for your head. The ink alone would add cost to it.

by **lord voldemort** on Wed May 14, 2008 12:50 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
owenshooter wrote:i would buy that shirt in a second!!! but i want to be able to pick all the members icons i want on the shirt!! i mean, all pics of me, would just kick ass!!!-0

p.s.-is this shirt available in the CC Shop?

Theres not enough room on the shirt for your head. The ink alone would add cost to it.

are you saying black ink costs more..... [-X

by **jiminski** on Wed May 14, 2008 6:28 am

clapper011 wrote::|

Irina is my favourite Clapps.. but it's all about the mental!

by **Blitzaholic** on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:02 pm

mibi wrote:Welcome ladies and gentleman to the...

Conquer Club Next Top Model competition.
sponsored by An Animated Description of Mr Maps

Are you fab? Are you drab? No matter! We are now accepting entries of all stripes.... as long as your wearing your Conquer Club schwag!

If you don't have any schwag then head on over to zazzle and find your self a model to coach. Women, men, kids and babies are allowed. (Just piece together the large resolution image. Click on the 'Model' button to see the whole model.)

This contest has three stages:

Stage one: Post the image of your model pre-makeover, just as they are.

Stage two: The (photoshop) Makeover! Make over your model to the fabulous extreme! Then post your model's image.

Stage three: Time to choose Conquer Club Next Top Model! Members of the CC community will vote on their favorite. They should be only one criteria for judging... the sheer awesomeness of the transformation. Get crazy, get wild, but get fab-u-lous!

Other Rules:
Multiple entries from the same coach are allowed.
Multiple entries of the same model are allowed as long as they are not wearing the same garment.
Men, women, and children are all allowed.
When posting your models image include their model name and a brief bio.
This will be open to the general public after we have a few contestants.

Let the model search begin!