Basically, we set up in SE Coast, the Australia of Africa map, trying to create strong defensive positions. But one of our teammates just kept attacking with all his armies every single turn. We kept boosting him up all we could, but he'd attack down to the very last man, even when he was responsible for defence. This is on a no cards map. I realise someone with 596 points, languishing in cook rank, can't be the best teammate, but to *try* to lose the game turn after turn is crazy. I noticed this was bad strategy, and so did my teammate:
Game chat #3058904 wrote:...
2008-08-19 09:00:02 - MEP [team]: edson deploy all in somalia, get kenya and move from east sudan to kenya. So we will have a good border for our bonus.
2008-08-20 12:19:52 - MEP [team]: EDSON are you playing alone?!?!?!?! This is a team game! So teamwork please.
2008-08-21 20:55:07 - MEP [team]: EDSON pls attack east zaire from angola and enforce Kenya from Somalia.
2008-08-21 23:25:50 - edsonsepultura [team]: Sorry, I was playing mechanicaly and i don't has read the chat. I will do it your recomendations
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Note the timestamps on these messages. Everyone has taken a turn, and by the time it gets to edson, he still hasn't read the game chat. We struggled to get this win - there were good opponents, but we had by far the better drop. Naturally, I give edson 2 stars for gameplay, and forego other ratings, which I think is a fair assessment of his abilities.
So, I get this email in my inbox:
edsonsepultura wrote:É assim que vc trata os parceiros que o ajudaram a ganhar o jogo? Pelo visto, lealdade é artigo raro de encontrar. Venha ao Brasil, aprender como se trata os parceiros.
Buy a portuguese dictionary and translate the message. Idiot
I quick visit to babelfish yields this:
babelfish wrote:He is as soon as vc treats the partners had helped that it to gain the game? For the visa, loyalty is article rare to find. It comes to Brazil, to learn as if it treats the partners.
Que?
Firstly, does anyone honestly think 2 stars is harsh feedback given his baheviour in the game?
Secondly, why the hell is he going on about visas to Brazil?