The Best Way to Play Conquer Club in Outerspace?

by **pimpdave** on Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:31 am

Well, since that spaceship is coming to earth soon, we should probably all be packed and ready to go. However, I'm a bit concerned about how to play CC in zero gravity. I guess I should bring lots of extra velcro, huh?

But what about the mouse? Does this mean I'll have to use that little finger pad thing on my laptop? That thing always takes forever. An external mouse is so much better.

The administrators of this website are clearly lazy and irresponsible (for more information, please see: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=66340#p1632849 ) because they have not yet provided us with instructions for cosmic conquer club accessibility or play.

by **InkL0sed** on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:05 am

I mooch wifi off the green guys on Mountain 005501X, Sector 7, Mars. They're the only Martians who don't have it password protected.

by **The1exile** on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:17 am

InkL0sed wrote:I mooch wifi off the green guys on Mountain 005501X, Sector 7, Mars. They're the only Martians who don't have it password protected.

Thank god (or equivalent mythical/religious being) for all those people with networks called "linksys".

by **DaGip** on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:23 am

I think you would use a bunch of rubber bands to simulate gravity...

by **owenshooter** on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:53 am

DaGip wrote:I think you would use a bunch of rubber bands to simulate gravity...

he was talking about playing CC in space, not the proven astronaut tactic of how to masturbate
in space.-0

by **DaGip** on Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:01 am

owenshooter wrote:
DaGip wrote:I think you would use a bunch of rubber bands to simulate gravity...

he was talking about playing CC in space, not the proven astronaut tactic of how to masturbate
in space.-0

Quit spamming his thread...