-Mr. Blitzaholic... it has been brought to my attention that you are once again at 4K in points. i am, however, appalled at the fact that you have not thanked me for letting you ride the coattails of The Bullet Proof Bandits in triples games, to once again regain your glory. were it not for our uber-duo of myself and vace cooper, allowing you into our triples fold, you would still be in the low 3k's.
-Blitz, i have stood on the battlefield with you as our war machine rolled through and over countless opponents, and across almost every map on the site. i have watched you pull the hearts out of barely breathing opponents and offer me the first bite of their still beating organ. i have seen you wring the blood out of your crimson stained battle gear. i have enjoyed watching you slowly twisting your bayonette into the eye sockets of our foes as they lay dying upon the heap of rotting flesh that was once their mighty army. we have laughed as opponents squirmed in agony and begged for mercy, and we gave no quarter.
-and yet, somehow, you seem to have forgotten the shared blood we have spilled, as brothers. true, we are from seperate clans. true, we are different in many ways. but more true are the numerous victories we have all shared in as CC's best triples team. congrats my brother in arms... just don't forget how you got where you are now.-0
p.s.-"NOW WE MARCH!!!"
Seriously though, that was some pretty quality literature you just penned there, owen. 
NICE
They've been fun, for sure.
