You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

by **Kahless** on Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:03 am

When you're watching Eastenders and think, I'll deploy 6 troops on the Cafe and attack the Queen Vic :lol:

by **Wisse** on Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:35 pm

whn you say "no we can't go trough europe, thats already mine"

by **beanyuk** on Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:37 pm

.......When your F5 key's ink has faded into obscurity for refreshing too much shouting "He is going to finish any moment soon!"

Also when you are playing freestyle, and you know exactly when someone is going to deadbeat so you can get the first turn in the next round.

by **Kugelblitz22** on Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:05 pm

Judge Gabranth wrote:when ive just woken up and relise im really late to go somewhere for the day. and the list of things to do in 2 minutes is
brush teeth
shower
shave
have breakfast
check if its my turn on conquer club

Yeah your not addicted.
It's
Brush teeth
Check turns
Shower
Check turns
Shave
Check turns
Have breakfast
Check turns
Post in a random Dug thread
Check turns

by **eyeofdeath** on Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:08 pm

Kugelblitz22 wrote:
Judge Gabranth wrote:when ive just woken up and relise im really late to go somewhere for the day. and the list of things to do in 2 minutes is
brush teeth
shower
shave
have breakfast
check if its my turn on conquer club

Yeah your not addicted.
It's
Brush teeth
Check turns
Shower
Check turns
Shave
Check turns
Have breakfast
Check turns
Post in a random Dug thread
Check turns

*Brushing teeth, showering, shaving, and eating breakfast optional.

by **Judge Gabranth** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:54 am

beanyuk wrote:Also when you are playing freestyle, and you know exactly when someone is going to deadbeat so you can get the first turn in the next round.

i do that all the time :cry:

also you know your addicted when you spend more time staring at the screen thinking "why isnt it my turn yet?" then you do playing the game

by **Scottica** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:29 am

When you join a new game every time you realize you cant take a turn.

by **bigbullyweedave** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:36 am

When your lovely shiny new apple mouse has shades of blue and purple paint over it because you insist on using it to hit the refresh button on your browser inbetween getting on and off ladders whilst decorating.......... :roll:

by **cosmin** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:23 am

when your girlfriend comes to you wanting to have sex and you turn her down because your playing realtime freestyle.

by **DAZMCFC** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:01 am

^ now that is sad, because you could of put in the game chat you were going to the toilet for a couple of minutes and everything would of been fine she could of finished herself off and you could of carried on with the game. :roll:

by **chewyman** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:36 am

DAZMCFC wrote:^ now that is sad, because you could of put in the game chat you were going to the toilet for a couple of minutes and everything would of been fine she could of finished herself off and you could of carried on with the game.

What's sadder is that now we all know that sex for you only lasts a couple of minutes :wink:

by **alex_white101** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:18 am

when you say ''i will pm them'' when you mean email or text

by **Anarchy Ninja** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:03 pm

when u become an insomniac and stay awake till 5 am, and then hear things in your paranoid and delosional state, things like "wow the dice are being really good", o and bats

by **ape88** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:18 pm

when you are on the sight for 5-8 hours at lest twice a day and are not a premium (not even higger than private :cry:

)

by **pancakemix** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:11 pm

ape88 wrote:when you are on the sight for 5-8 hours at lest twice a day and are not a premium

Yes to this part.

(not even higger than private )

No to this part.

Website · by **ranck3** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:20 pm

You know your obseesed with CC when you hear a stranger not talking to you say to someone else:do you play conquer club? and you you jump and screem:YES!

by **Navyblue4u** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:14 pm

Kugelblitz22 wrote:When you can smell you dinner burning in the kitchen but you stay on and finish your turns.

I'm going away for a week without computer. I'm nervous and panicky. What am i going to do??? I usually live on this site. My husband and kids insist i have a problem. I need help!!!!

by **pancakemix** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:18 pm

Navyblue4u wrote:
Kugelblitz22 wrote:When you can smell you dinner burning in the kitchen but you stay on and finish your turns.

I'm going away for a week without computer. I'm nervous and panicky. What am i going to do??? I usually live on this site. My husband and kids insist i have a problem. I need help!!!!

Get someone you trust to take your turns for you.

by **jnd94** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:22 pm

the only thing left to do is smash the computer.... and get your mind wiped by a magician

by **dominationnation** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:33 pm

jnd94 wrote:the only thing left to do is smash the computer.... and get your mind wiped by a magician

tried it.

only works for about a hour. then you end up getting so desperate that you run to your neighbors asking to use the computer because your subconsious still wants to play.

by **jnd94** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:37 pm

dominationnation wrote:
jnd94 wrote:the only thing left to do is smash the computer.... and get your mind wiped by a magician

tried it.

only works for about a hour. then you end up getting so desperate that you run to your neighbors asking to use the computer because your subconsious still wants to play.

well then you get your neighbors to lock you in your room, and only give you sour cream as food, youll eventually grow old of it.

by **dominationnation** on Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:40 pm

jnd94 wrote:
dominationnation wrote:
jnd94 wrote:the only thing left to do is smash the computer.... and get your mind wiped by a magician

tried it.

only works for about a hour. then you end up getting so desperate that you run to your neighbors asking to use the computer because your subconsious still wants to play.

well then you get your neighbors to lock you in your room, and only give you sour cream as food, youll eventually grow old of it.

tried that to. got so depressed that I slitt my wrists and my neighbor got freaked out and sent me to a shrink

by **john1099** on Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:21 am

you know you are addicted when, while going through the halls with your girlfriend, you notice a buddy of yours that plays on CC, and ask him if he wants to start a game, while your girlfriend is clueless to the situation, because you use some fancy lingo,
yes thats right Paul, its happened once!

by **john1099** on Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:48 am

also,
you know you're addicted to Conquer Club when:
you don't have anymore games that you have to take turns in, so you go back and look to how many games you are close to winning, then go to the Forum page to see if they're online, to judge how long your next turn will take to begin :roll:

by **spiesr** on Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:49 am

When you fear losing to simtom more than death...

You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Who is online