Conquer Club

Why isn't north america more 'yellowy' - when your asigned yellow as your colour, you stick out like a sore thumb.

Give yellow armies a hand please

And next, maybe you can add something to remove the sand from Pedronicus's vagina, wipe his heinie and tell him it's special and like nobody else's.

hey grim, dig out the risk board and feast your eyes upon the yellowness of N America

ah yes, the analog board... i remember it well. that north america was yellower than marty mcfly in back to the future iii.

yellower than my girlfriend when i tell her it's time to have a bake in the dutch oven.

even yellower than a queen at a gun show in alabama.

the problem with a continent that yellow is when you're playing as red, your guys stick out like a sore thumb.

Dont play reds in N america amigo

stick to Asia, and blend in like a chameleon

Pinks can take over the blue oyster bar