Help Wanted

by **Master of Kirbys** on Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:08 pm

Help Wanted:

Desperate player who is playing a few games but got his butt kicked already once in the 2nd round of a freestlye USA game against 3 other people in less than 2 days and gets really bad territories and cards seeks awesome player who can teach me everything he/she knows and will help me increase my ranking. Must have at least 1750 points total in their games and has a minimum of 2 losses over a span of at least 2 months. Doubles and triples will probably be necessary. Post if you can help, please.

I'm really desperate here!

by **HighBorn** on Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:13 pm

thats ugg pretty high standards there bro

by **AndyDufresne** on Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:14 pm

Whew...2 losses over the span of 2 months might be asking a little much, considering the large volume of play out there...if I were you I'd aim a little lower. It isn't settling since a lot of good players don't have quite that high of rating yet for many reasons...Good luck.

--Andy

by **qeee1** on Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:13 pm

I'll give you some tips. I've surpassed the "minimum" of 2 losses. Seriously though, nobody who plays regularly will have less than 2 losses in 2 months.

But you do have kirby in your name... so I'm willing to help out. Don't have any space for any doubles/triples games at the moment, but I can check in on your games and advise you...

by **eye84free** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:40 am

true....i mean im a col. and i have had about 8 to 12 in the past 2 months,...mabe more....1 thing u could do is hook up with a clan...there u can get alot of team play and learn from all....

by **KoolBak** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:21 am

There are a lot of very helpful people out there (wacicha heads them all) but being that demanding is gonna put people off......Like I now want to thrash on you vigorously!! Good luck......

by **KoolBak** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:26 am

Hey...I just found Master of Kirby's posting in the personals section...check this out:

QUOTE:

"Looking for girlfriend...must be an 11 on a scale of 1 - 10; physical perfection is a must! Must be independently wealthy and extremely giving; must be professionally trained in the sexual arts; must be a gourmet chef; must be eternally happy; must be mute."

Dang dude.....have fun with that!

by **AK_iceman** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:27 am

KoolBak wrote:Hey...I just found Master of Kirby's posting in the personals section...check this out:

QUOTE:

"Looking for girlfriend...must be an 11 on a scale of 1 - 10; physical perfection is a must! Must be independently wealthy and extremely giving; must be professionally trained in the sexual arts; must be a gourmet chef; must be eternally happy; must be mute."

Dang dude.....have fun with that!

lmao, thats hilarious. i would like to help you kirby, but i lost 3 times in the past 2 months and thats over your limit

by **jaydog** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:39 am

jesus man, did you really expect someone to say yes to you list of demands?

sadam hussien has a better chance of wining the nobel peace prize than you finding crutch to carry you obvious ineptness for strategy or tact.
best of luck.
out of curiosety, is there anyone that has lost 2 times or less in two months?

seems like a big feat, one worthy of mention in the forums,

by **RoddyVR** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:40 pm

you all are mean. when i read "a minimum of 2 losses in the last 2 months" i understood it as, those that have not lost in the last 2 months need not apply... cause they'd have no experience with the anguish of losing that he's gone through, and so wont be sympathetic enough to help.

by **HighBorn** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:43 pm

riiigghht is that what that ment

by **wicked** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:44 pm

KoolBak wrote:Hey...I just found Master of Kirby's posting in the personals section...check this out:

QUOTE:

"Looking for girlfriend...must be an 11 on a scale of 1 - 10; physical perfection is a must! Must be independently wealthy and extremely giving; must be professionally trained in the sexual arts; must be a gourmet chef; must be eternally happy; must be mute."

Dang dude.....have fun with that!

Darn! And I was SO close ... too bad I'm too chatty. :wink:

by **HighBorn** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:46 pm

rotflmao.... yeah u most deffentally fail the mute part wicked

by **KoolBak** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:57 pm

RoddyVR wrote:you all are mean. when i read "a minimum of 2 losses in the last 2 months" i understood it as, those that have not lost in the last 2 months need not apply... cause they'd have no experience with the anguish of losing that he's gone through, and so wont be sympathetic enough to help.

Ya know what...."apply" is the verb that really stinks here.....this person should be BEGGING for help, not expecting the cream of CC to beg to help a newbie...come on......

by **KoolBak** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:58 pm

And wicked! You can cook?????

by **wicked** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:00 pm

Heck yeah man! (shut up Parker!)

by **KoolBak** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:16 pm

Parker's the cooker here, eh???? hmmmmm Oooohh, Mr Teeeeeeee

by **Jota** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:25 pm

KoolBak wrote:Ya know what...."apply" is the verb that really stinks here

Perhaps the original poster is planning to offer financial compensation for the project.

by **wicked** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:29 pm

that's one hard-up dude...lol. perhaps you should try the same thing KB??? :lol:

by **KoolBak** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:42 pm

OW!!!!

*slips on the Ignore List again*

by **wacicha** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:05 pm

in order to learn you got to lose if you can't lose you can't learn if you can't learn i can't teach you!! now if you decide you would like to learn and you can listen and do exactly what you are told then IM me. if you can't listen then you may make general someday like george a custer