Conquer Club

although we are not an official clan, since the word makes me cringe, we are defenitely the coolest... this small video seals it for all eternity:

http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/3559843

vace cooper, fwblb, adamragtime, war ape, owenshooter, CC GODS!!!-0

mmmmBEEP

lame. over. ride

*warning warning*

system. mal. function.

//: lame. lame.

*boom*

says the man that eats food out of boiled sheep intestines...

owen, i never even new you liked that thing. 2 months later i see you did. ha.

what is owen up to now?

I've been watching this owenshooter guy and like his style.

khazalid wrote:mmmmBEEP

lame. over. ride

*warning warning*

system. mal. function.

//: lame. lame.

*boom*

ok let's do a test to see what khazalid is "place X's in the boxes if true"

Is a nerd [X]
Is a geek [X]
Wears his mums clothes [X]
Still lives with his parents [X]
Plays sport [ ]*
Is a fag [XXX]
Deserves to be shot [X]
Likes women [ ]*
Been abused as a kid by an uncle who had puppies "puppies?" [X]
Gets bungee balled [X]
Loves men [X]
Talks computor Jargon [X]
Had a Girl friend [ ]*
Wanked in front of a star wars movie [X only when yoda was on]
Got his dick jammed in his motherboard [X]

And how did khazalid score

all questions answered with an X gets 2 points and any with an * without an X get's 4 points

out of a possible 36 you somehow scored 40

This means your a horny 14 year old with strange sexual sci-fi fetishes with no friends, gets bashed up at school and Gods first mistake.

Get a life you f@cking nerd

just so you could understand i found a website to translate all this for you http://www.paulschou.com/tools/xlate/

STUD24 wrote:

khazalid wrote:mmmmBEEP

lame. over. ride

*warning warning*

system. mal. function.

//: lame. lame.

*boom*

ok let's do a test to see what khazalid is "place X's in the boxes if true"

Is a nerd [X] check
Is a geek [X] check
Wears his mums clothes [X] on occassion
Still lives with his parents [X] check
Plays sport [ ] i play lots of sport!
Is a fag [XXX] a triple x fag?
Deserves to be shot [X] dont we all
Likes women [ ] check
Been abused as a kid by an uncle who had puppies "puppies?" if only
Gets bungee balled [X] i.. dont know what that is
Loves men [X] check
Talks computor Jargon [X] computEr jargon? lol omg wtf?
Had a Girl friend [ ] and i did love her so
Wanked in front of a star wars movie [X only when yoda was on] check
Got his dick jammed in his motherboard [X]


i took the liberty of deleting your 'the internet told me youre a fag' tirade. needs must old spice.

getchaselfsome+++flameskillzorz

Cool your jets guys. No flaming in here.

Just CC discussions

khazalid get a life... I looked at a couple of your previous posts and you really need to get out of the house, go to the pub and play some sport like a normal person.

but i drink copiously and play sport already