Conquer Club

Dear Dice Gods,

You have thoroughly demonstrated your point over the last week. I was a non-believer and professed the ignorance of anyone who did believe. I have pushed the Crusade to drive your followers back to sanity, to rely on logic, strategy and moxy. It was me, the non-believer who cast stones at those brave souls willing to share their faith with the heathens, and I now know the error of my ways.

From this point forward, for all eternity, I will sing your songs and spread the word of your greatness. I will suffer whatever punishment you deem fitting, for whatever length you desire. For that is the burden I must bear, and I will do so with great humility and reverence. I will leave my signature as is so that others may see my folly, and to remind me of the error of my ways. Please, Almightly Dice Gods, I beg thee have mercy on my damned soul.

With Love and Humility,

IronE.GLE

I'd flame your dice complaining. (Ok I wouldn't) But that was funny.

i see a new clan forming now... the army of the dice gods.... i agree w/ fircoal best laugh about dice in a long time...

Or we could just extend our clan name, The Legion of Dice Throwers...
Ok perhaps not

bravo, iron eagle... bravo

Robinette wrote:=D> bravo, iron eagle... bravo

What she said.

Prayer does indeed work. Whomever decided that the Gods turn a deaf ear to the masses was clearly mistaken.

And now, I am left with the dilemmna of which internet god(s) to worship:

The Dice Gods, The Flying Spaghetti Monster or the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Decisions decesions.....

I can tell you from experience that a personal relationship with The Flying Spaghetti Monster is about as one-sided as it gets. Go with the Dice Gods and you will not be sorry.