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When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:11 pm
by Kemmler
Just played another noob at Chinese Checkers, freestyle, unlimited. If you know your setting syou will laugh quitely inside when you visualise this...

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:31 pm
by ParadiceCity9
hehehe...

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:27 pm
by Twill
I tried visualizing...but even closing my eyes didn't help :(

Help me get it.... :cry:

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:02 pm
by Kemmler
Twill wrote:I tried visualizing...but even closing my eyes didn't help :(

Help me get it.... :cry:


ahem.
Turn 1 I conquer a few teritories and fort all my men up where possible. turn 2 I attack with the stacks and wipe out 75% of the noob already. turn 3 and only a few terits left. It's quite good fun

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:13 pm
by Twill
ahhhhhh....I've been on the receiving end of one of those...There's a reason my rank is so low I guess :)

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:16 pm
by DiM
i never understood where's the fun in taking points from an unsuspecting new recruit.

it's like me going to a toddler, beating the crap out of him and then pretending i'm the greatest. it's really lame :roll:

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:43 pm
by MeDeFe
DiM wrote:i never understood where's the fun in taking points from an unsuspecting new recruit.

it's like me going to a toddler, beating the crap out of him and then pretending i'm the greatest. it's really lame :roll:

What's wrong with beating toddlers? (beware of dead baby jokes ahead)

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:18 pm
by owenshooter
MeDeFe wrote:What's wrong with beating toddlers? (beware of dead baby jokes ahead)

nothing, as long as the bruises are concealed by their clothing...-0

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:41 pm
by Mycroft73
owenshooter wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:What's wrong with beating toddlers? (beware of dead baby jokes ahead)

nothing, as long as the bruises are concealed by their clothing...-0


A good tight pinch on pressure points works just as well, without leaving marks. Joint locks are also pretty effective.

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:41 am
by whitestazn88
i've got a 4 year old brother, and i beat the crap out of him all the time.

its such a good stress reliever...

but back ON TOPIC....

i think that noobs all go through the phase where they're like... "lets see what this map with these settings will get me!"

i mean, isnt that what all the "pros" have done when they've found their ideal settings and use it to take all the unsuspecting noobs points?

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:03 am
by Scott-Land
Twill wrote:ahhhhhh....I've been on the receiving end of one of those...There's a reason my rank is so low I guess :)



I thought that was criteria #2 in order to be a mod- have to be a striper... :D

Re: When does twill take the stage?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:04 am
by owenshooter
Scott-Land wrote:I thought that was criteria #2 in order to be a mod- have to be a striper... :D

no, no, no... in twill's case, it is a STRIPPER... keep it straight...-0

Re: When does twill take the stage?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:08 am
by whitestazn88
owenshooter wrote:
Scott-Land wrote:I thought that was criteria #2 in order to be a mod- have to be a striper... :D

no, no, no... in twill's case, it is a STRIPPER... keep it straight...-0



O, keep it on topic... or you're gonna get banned again!

Re: When does twill take the stage?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:56 am
by Scott-Land
owenshooter wrote:
Scott-Land wrote:I thought that was criteria #2 in order to be a mod- have to be a striper... :D

no, no, no... in twill's case, it is a STRIPPER... keep it straight...-0



So you mean that it has nothing to with rank? Hmm- thought that the lower rank you were the better mod you are. Isn't Wicked the highest ranked of the mods ? I suppose I just don't get it......

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:52 am
by yeti_c
My reckoning that would make Sully the worst Mod - and JenniferMarie the best?!

C.

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:00 am
by Frop
I'm trying to visualize you beating up another 'noob' whose game you joined on purpose. Sorry, but I'm not laughing. Good luck with the brigadier thing though, it really means a lot if you take all this into account. When will you ever get it?

Re: When do they ever get it?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:18 am
by Kemmler
Frop wrote:I'm trying to visualize you beating up another 'noob' whose game you joined on purpose. Sorry, but I'm not laughing. Good luck with the brigadier thing though, it really means a lot if you take all this into account. When will you ever get it?


lol, this is funny.... you make me laugh more than this noob

Scott-Land wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Scott-Land wrote:I thought that was criteria #2 in order to be a mod- have to be a striper... :D

no, no, no... in twill's case, it is a STRIPPER... keep it straight...-0



So you mean that it has nothing to with rank? Hmm- thought that the lower rank you were the better mod you are. Isn't Wicked the highest ranked of the mods ? I suppose I just don't get it......


This makes me laugh too, nice one Scott...

and owen, I have to be the only person that you make lol on this forum. Keep it up.