Conquer Club

I still can't figure out exactly how it's happening and I have a team of researchers on top of it as of this moment. The thing is there is some sort of bug/error that continually makes me lose games. I'd like to see this corrected or maybe even be reimbursed for all the games I should have won. I'd really hate to see something like this happen to any other members of this site. I love playing here but I just can't stand seeing problems like this go unfixed.

i think your dice have the " my dice suck" virus
you may want to wash them in bleach, and then start rolling them with your other hand.

azezzo wrote:i think your dice have the " my dice suck" virus
you may want to wash them in bleach, and then start rolling them with your other hand.

Believe me, I've tried everything from trying different hands, wearing gloves. Even sitting on one hand to make it go numb then rolling it. Nothing seems to happen.

Lol'd.

Actually, the proper remedy, is to capture a small animal, such as a rabbit or a small dog. Wait until you have a few turns to take, and get a towel and spread it on the floor, hold the animal down and strike it with a dull knife in the throat 3-5 times.
Make sure to finish your turns within the hour, or you'll need to sacrifice again.

blakebowling wrote:Actually, the proper remedy, is to capture a small animal, such as a rabbit or a small dog. Wait until you have a few turns to take, and get a towel and spread it on the floor, hold the animal down and strike it with a dull knife in the throat 3-5 times.
Make sure to finish your turns within the hour, or you'll need to sacrifice again.

Will drawing a pentagram on the floor around it in it's own blood help any? Any specific breeds more helpful than others? Any information will help.

Muddybears wrote:

blakebowling wrote:Actually, the proper remedy, is to capture a small animal, such as a rabbit or a small dog. Wait until you have a few turns to take, and get a towel and spread it on the floor, hold the animal down and strike it with a dull knife in the throat 3-5 times.
Make sure to finish your turns within the hour, or you'll need to sacrifice again.

Will drawing a pentagram on the floor around it in it's own blood help any? Any specific breeds more helpful than others? Any information will help.

pentagrams don't help (as we are apeasing the dice gods), however, penguins (while rare) are exceedingly helpful, however, you must attempt to dance or the dice will dissappear (and your luck will be transferred to another)

*smells spam*

cena-rules wrote:*smells spam*

Your contribution smells of it as well.

Not sure if this smells most of spam or general discussion ...
Giving it the benefit of the doubt I'll move it to General Discussion and let the GD specific mods take a look ...
Maybe "The (Not Yet) Banned" would be better ... ?

One thing's for sure. It's not Suggestions & Bug Reports material

Cicero

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