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Dumbest/Funniest Comment in game

Postby t-o-m on Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:02 pm

Whats the dumbes comment you've ever heard about a strategy in a game?

This is mine:

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=3302379
2008-09-20 17:51:06 - kcstuds: when u attack on this map u lose

The map being AoR Maigc (2)!

If you attack in that map you get about a 100 deploy, i think that attacking is the best option!


Some others:

2008-03-08 03:55:20 - Lilianna: I just totally realized I'm the only member of my team left...
2008-03-08 03:56:28 - Lilianna: Why? Because I'm retarded and didn't notice I took out my teammate. Oops


blank33: red can we try to link up our armies. i know im oranges target
Kid_A: ok, but you have to take out that neutral in egypt

Kid_A attacked Conga from Egypt and conquered it from blank33
Kid_A eliminated blank33 from the game
Kid_A won the game


"K let's take out the neutral player so it's just us two"


2008-09-20 23:27:46 - agile76: i'm getting pretty jack of u attacking me

Said after I kept attacking his one army to break his bonus in Africa when he was still getting 2 bonus armies from South America. Game 3306074.


'2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf


2008-09-14 15:52:12 - Frop: I'm a retard.
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:08 pm

t-o-m wrote:Whats the dumbes comment you've ever heard about a strategy in a game?

This is mine:

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=3302379
2008-09-20 17:51:06 - kcstuds: when u attack on this map u lose

The map being AoR Maigc (2)!

If you attack in that map you get about a 100 deploy, i think that attacking is the best option!


It all depends on when you attack ... and how. ;)
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby InkL0sed on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:12 pm

You cannot win if you attack.
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby t-o-m on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:14 pm

InkL0sed wrote:You cannot win if you attack.

Obviously!

You're never going to win if you dont attack and get bonuses,

In magic, you get what you attack, if you dont attack instead of the 100 deploy, you get a 3 deploy.
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:18 pm

InkL0sed wrote:You cannot win if you attack.


IN AOR 1, that is true ...to a point!
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:42 pm

I remember a while back someone posted from a 1v1 game (roughly) "K let's take out the neutral player so it's just us two"
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby The Neon Peon on Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:00 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:I remember a while back someone posted from a 1v1 game (roughly) "K let's take out the neutral player so it's just us two"

Lol. this one made me laugh since I can imagine half of my friends doing that.
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby wrestler1ump on Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:38 am

2008-09-20 23:27:46 - agile76: i'm getting pretty jack of u attacking me

Said after I kept attacking his one army to break his bonus in Africa when he was still getting 2 bonus armies from South America. Game 3306074.
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby Kemmler on Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:47 am

Some guy said somewhere 'I'm probably a foot taller than you you four foot midget'

I don't remember who tho!
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby Frop on Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:52 am

2008-09-17 15:57:28 - Kemmler: well stop playing or I will leave the cheating and abuse thread up
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby Kemmler on Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:59 am

2008-09-14 15:52:12 - Frop: I'm a retard.
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby Frop on Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:36 am

Kemmler wrote:2008-09-14 15:52:12 - Frop: I'm a retard.

How old are you, 12? Am I 'causing you grief'? :D
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby lord voldemort on Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:37 am

Frop wrote:
2008-09-17 15:57:28 - Kemmler: well stop playing or I will leave the cheating and abuse thread up

hilarious!! :D
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby t-o-m on Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:06 am

ParadiceCity9 wrote:I remember a while back someone posted from a 1v1 game (roughly) "K let's take out the neutral player so it's just us two"

:lol:
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby Kemmler on Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:02 am

2008-07-07 17:26:20 - Frop: ggs
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby t-o-m on Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:17 am

2008-02-01 22:19:20 Frop: I love you kemmler
2008-02-01 22:20:01 Kemmler: I love you too Frop




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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby e_i_pi on Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:48 am

2008-03-08 03:55:20 - Lilianna: I just totally realized I'm the only member of my team left...
2008-03-08 03:56:28 - Lilianna: Why? Because I'm retarded and didn't notice I took out my teammate. Oops
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby happy2seeyou on Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:00 am

I like Kid_A signature. Its comments from a game he was in. Cracks me up every time I read it.

Kid_A's Signature wrote:blank33: red can we try to link up our armies. i know im oranges target
Kid_A: ok, but you have to take out that neutral in egypt

Kid_A attacked Conga from Egypt and conquered it from blank33
Kid_A eliminated blank33 from the game
Kid_A won the game
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby t-o-m on Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:09 am

:lol: :lol:

Updated 1st post, also i made the title Include 'funniest' because some of these are more funny than dumb.
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Re: Dumbest/Funniest Comment in game

Postby pancakemix on Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:13 am

2008-07-29 18:05:17 - militant [team]: I got green set, If I was you I would do as much damage to red as possible wih your six
2008-07-30 17:03:16 - militant [team]: That is you lol
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Re: Dumbest/Funniest Comment in game

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:51 am

The dumbest comment I got was when someone claimed that deadbeating a game they thought they would lose was "more honorable" than actually playing .... and that I "lacked honor" because I gave them my very first negative as a result (not just for deadbeating, but coming back and saying it was the most boring game ever ... and STILL not playing!)
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Re: Dumbest/Funniest Comment in game

Postby t-o-m on Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:16 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:The dumbest comment I made was when someone claimed that deadbeating a game they thought they would lose was "more honorable" than actually playing .... and that I "lacked honor" because I gave them my very first negative as a result (not just for deadbeating, but coming back and saying it was the most boring game ever ... and STILL not playing!)
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby FabledIntegral on Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:50 pm

Kemmler wrote:Some guy said somewhere 'I'm probably a foot taller than you you four foot midget'

I don't remember who tho!


2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf

It was that idiot who got busted for multis.
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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby wrestler1ump on Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:54 pm

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Re: Dumbest Comment in game

Postby happy2seeyou on Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:43 pm

FabledIntegral wrote:
Kemmler wrote:Some guy said somewhere 'I'm probably a foot taller than you you four foot midget'

I don't remember who tho!


2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf

It was that idiot who got busted for multis.


hahahaha I remember reading that game chat.
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