Imagine the below image filled up with the avatars of 'notable' figures in the community (mainly it will result in a pun fest but it could be ok)
The Map behind would obviously be deleted once all attacking areas have been filled by a replacement avatar picture:

So for example we have Lackistan in the centre there, Jeff over in the far North East.
In South America we have SergentBeana and Tiltilia. (could also be Blahzil!)
In North America we have .. Twill and neighbour Clappecois . (Twill keeps his name as a mark of respect.. and so the gamelog can say: "Jiminski assaulted Twill ..."

anyway, i left it unfinished in case others had some interesting and loosely linked reasons for certain members taking one of the remaining territories.
(also other thoughts were perhaps Delia as Kumchatya!, NorseWest Territory)
heh i have also now included: United Jimdom ; ) because frankly it tickled my chestnuts.. and that sits next to Mandipravia (Could also be Andysavia?)
I was toying with Youpain / Upain for Whump perhaps?
DaGypt?
OwenDonesia?
Pooh Guinea would've been nice too but he took the cow down.
Anyway, see if you can think of either a pun based or topical reference to take a territory or replace one i have already come up with.. If you can not think of anything just say the candidates name and i'll think of something
Topical gives more flexibility; Like .. i don't know Mouth Africa for Owen (no offence intended Owen, i like Owendonesia too)
I am not sure if this will stay here long but we should reap all the amusement possible, to make light of this silly situation.
NB. try to play rather than overtly flame .. or this won't last long.
Possibles so far:
Xtratabasco: Sergentbeana, Beanland or Xtaco
Marv: Blahzilia, Tiltilia
Twill: Twill/Twilltario
Clapp: Clappecois
Norse: Norse West Territory, Norse Africa, Easter Norsetralia, Wester Norsetrailia
MandyB: Mandipravia
Andy the Monkey: Andysavia
Whump: Upain
DaGip: DaGypt
Owen: Mouth Africa, Owendonesia
DM: Mustardgasca/Threadhijackstar
Lack: Lackistan, Lackutsk
Hecter: Spamberia
Japan_Jeff: Jeff
Delia: Kumchatya
Khazalid: West Khaztralia
Frankiebee: Fralaska
Alberq: Albertaq
King_Herpes: Venerealzuala/VenerealReigner
Neoteny: Neo Teny (New Guinea)
Happy2SeeYou: HerToosh (Irkutsk)
Incandenza: Venezuela?, Incia
Blitzaholic: Great Blitzen
jiminski: New Jimmy, jimdonesia, United Jimdom
Diddle: Diddle East
Frop: Afropistan, Fropan
Robinette: Nette-on PureDope (Western Europe)
jnd: Drongo
Fruitcake: Country Sliceland (Iceland)
Snorri: Snorrth Africa (North Africa)
DiM: Mental DiMerica (Central America)
Frop: Least Sarcastica (East Africa)
jay_a2j: Jaypan (Japan)
Kaplowitz: Kaploowtz (Yakutsk)
Medefe: MeDeFascar (Madagascar)
Klobber: Klobberta (Alberta)
Yeti-c: Yetucsk (Yakutsk) - Yeti Sea
sjNap: sjnapan
lt.pie: Piam
Countries with No User suggestion
Peru
Argentina
Eastern US
Western US
Alberta (Alberq has no Avatar)
Southern Europe
Northern Europe
Ural
Yakutsk (*could be Lackutsk)
Afghanistan - Lack could be *Lackutsk freeing Afgan
Siam
Eastern Austria
Western Australia
Mongolia (could be SchlongGolia- needs a user)
China (could be Whiner - needs a user)