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Postby NESconqueror on Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:20 pm

*Destroys plans for the future xboxes!*
What? Doesn't that count as torture? No? Fine!
*goes all salt ninja again and uses salt shurikens on above poster!*
I'm back after an all too long hiatus.
Real life sure knows how to intervene.
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Postby qazwsx12345 on Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:46 pm

tells the dice god to make u lose all turns for the rest of ur life
william18 wrote:1994, when I fucked my mom
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Postby william18 on Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:08 pm

qazwsx12345 wrote:
william18 wrote:
qazwsx12345 wrote:
william18 wrote:Makes you look at my smilies:


:-({|= [-o< [-( [-X =P~ 8-[ \:D/ =D> :-^ :sick: #-o ](*,) :-s
:-$ :^o
u already said this one too... wow stop tryin to get ur post count up

Make you watch Hanna Montana


???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

go to page 33, you did the same thing with another 3 threads... i told u to stop on those too

make you stop trying to get ur post count up


wow, why do you know all this?
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Postby qazwsx12345 on Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:04 pm

cuz i read some before my post on the next page

cuts ur moms tits off in front of you
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Postby PyroKid55 on Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:01 pm

take your tiny rocket launcher, fire a shot then burn your little squirrel nads with the over-heated barrel :twisted:
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Postby qazwsx12345 on Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:06 pm

PyroKid55 wrote:take your tiny rocket launcher, fire a shot then burn your little squirrel nads with the over-heated barrel :twisted:

noo not steve!!

Burn your face then rearrange it to look like micheal jackson
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Postby apey on Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:13 pm

^^^^
only one problem with that it would be black not white

locks you in a room for a week with Michael Jackson
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Postby qazwsx12345 on Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:30 pm

puts u in a cage with a lion, micheal jackson, a panther, chamillionare and a cobra
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Postby PyroKid55 on Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:26 pm

qazwsx12345 wrote:
PyroKid55 wrote:take your tiny rocket launcher, fire a shot then burn your little squirrel nads with the over-heated barrel :twisted:

noo not steve!!

Burn your face then rearrange it to look like micheal jackson


wtf I'm not steve, sgo220 is...
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Postby qazwsx12345 on Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:34 pm

PyroKid55 wrote:
qazwsx12345 wrote:
PyroKid55 wrote:take your tiny rocket launcher, fire a shot then burn your little squirrel nads with the over-heated barrel :twisted:

noo not steve!!

Burn your face then rearrange it to look like micheal jackson


wtf I'm not steve, sgo220 is...
my squirrels names steve.... sheesh
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:56 pm

Make you eat steve.
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Postby PyroKid55 on Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:54 pm

make steve eat YOU
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Postby suggs on Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:55 pm

i will become your friend.
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Postby PyroKid55 on Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:56 pm

suggs wrote:i will become your friend.


dam...that's harsh...LOL
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Postby suggs on Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:08 pm

...forever.
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Postby apey on Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:23 pm

tell you I want you to be my friend :P
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Postby william18 on Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:42 pm

Pop your bubble.
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Postby PyroKid55 on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:55 pm

behead George Lucas (just like I did to Dooku) ...with a lightsaber...HA!...even though I am myself a Star Wars fan
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Postby william18 on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:57 pm

PyroKid55 wrote:behead George Lucas (just like I did to Dooku) ...with a lightsaber...HA!...even though I am myself a Star Wars fan


How do you know of my vast Star Wars knowledge?
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Postby PyroKid55 on Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:29 pm

I can Force-mind-read...and don't even say that it's not a Force power...I was taught by Yoda
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Postby lt.pie on Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:32 am

make everyone give you as many neg feedbacks as the original pyro55,120 i think and a cc record!
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Postby william18 on Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:21 am

I tell you that I poked a hole in your condom.
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:12 pm

Make you sleep with it.pie. Now thats mean for any body to sleep with it.pie :lol:
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Postby PyroKid55 on Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:51 pm

cut your parachute lines right before you jump from your jump-plane...(avatar)...HA! that's right, fall to your death in Germany after a 3,000 foot fall (i really have no clue what the height really should be)
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Postby william18 on Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:17 am

It was may the 14th, 1986: little mac had just stopped having fun with a girl, he was young so he fell asleep after all the excitement.....the next day he saw to his suprise, the mirror had been written on......WITH LIPSTICK!, here's the chilling message it had on it "WELCOME TO THE AIDS CLUB...." little mac looked again, it still had the description on it, little mac is still alive living as a hermit, Post this 3 times on 3 other threads so little mac wont come and give you aids
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