1. Everyone must like bananas
2. autoload is to be treated as a god
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of 1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Green's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreheads: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play mafia games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINES.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to me (muy_thaiguy)
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Hermione (Emma Watson), or any other hot chick, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must zap anyones penis off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final Law.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, goes.
44.dustn64 gets his tongue cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all headsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all headsmen are blind (for easy escape)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immortal, but mortal things cannot harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Mafia shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with dogs, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a towel
69. Everyone must learn a martial art style (Eastern or Western or both)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
