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Who is the father?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:35 pm

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Postby 2dimes on Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:44 pm

Gaining mommy weight. That's good because she was painfully thin when they were here.
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Postby saxitoxin on Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:47 pm

2dimes wrote:Gaining mommy weight. That's good because she was painfully thin when they were here.


Well did you put them in the guest room or make them sleep on the sofa? If the latter it may have been that she was just a little disheveled.
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Re: Who is the father?

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:47 pm

I really like the insert and the arrow that says "Expanding Waistline".


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Re: Who is the father?

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:14 pm

I think if I was in publishing and my zine was no 1 for celeb goss, I'd kill myself (after a bell-tower spree).
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Postby Phatscotty on Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:17 pm

omg I would tear that ass up. She would be pregnant before I even introduced myself
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Re: Who is the father?

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:29 pm

My guess is Serbia. That's the only explanation for his recent use of the phrase "Utter shite."
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:34 pm

Phatscotty wrote:omg I would tear that ass up. She would be pregnant before I even introduced myself

Great success.
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Postby notyou2 on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:15 pm

2dimes wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:omg I would tear that ass up. She would be pregnant before I even introduced myself

Great success.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:17 pm

She's pregnant and he never even introduced himself. It's almost prophetic.
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Re: Who is the father?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:18 pm

Antichrist?
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Re: Who is the father?

Postby Lootifer on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:19 pm

We all know TGD aint shooting blanks so thats my safe bet option. However the argument mentioned for Serbia above has me convinced.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:20 pm

notyou2 wrote:Antichrist?
Maybe. Him or the kid?
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Postby notyou2 on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:21 pm

2dimes wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Antichrist?
Maybe. Him or the kid?


The kid.



I voted NS as I suspect splooging on her picture multiple times would get her pregnant.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:26 pm

I'm maybe mildly anti PrinceChuck but I don't think they're anti Christ. I actually like Willy and Kate. The kid should be ok even if it rarely sees it's bio dad Symmetry.
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Re: Who is the father?

Postby Serbia on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:40 pm

Phatscotty wrote:omg I would tear that ass up. She would be pregnant before I even introduced myself


Utter shite!


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Re: Who is the father?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:43 pm

I voted for myself
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Re: Who is the father?

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:59 pm

Lootifer wrote:We all know TGD aint shooting blanks so thats my safe bet option. However the argument mentioned for Serbia above has me convinced.


I was wondering why I had the most votes earlier today. I guess that makes sense.

Serbia makes more sense though and he's now leading.
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