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Joke of the day

Postby jay_a2j on Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:15 pm

A Muslim, a illegal immigrant and a communist walk into a bar.....


The bartender says, "Hello Mr. President"
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:14 am

jay_a2j wrote:A Muslim, a illegal immigrant and a communist walk into a bar.....


The bartender says, "Hello Mr. President"


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Re: Joke of the day

Postby oVo on Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:47 am

The past, present and future all walked into a bar.
It was tense.

I was going to dress up as a Republican for Halloween,
but I couldn't get my head up my ass.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby warmonger1981 on Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:01 am

What do you call a boxing buffalo ?? Mike Bison.. What did Lassie the dog change her name to when she went Pro Boxig?? Mohamed Collie
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:18 am

A Frenchman, the number 4 and a plastic kazoo walk into a bar...

the bartender looks at them and says "I've fucked seven cats"
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby CBlake on Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:07 am

What's yellow and tastes like a banana? .. A banana
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby oVo on Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:35 am

What's invisible and smells like bananas? a monkey fart
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:52 am

A creationist, an idiot, and a man with no sense of humour walked into a bar...
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:29 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:A creationist, an idiot, and a man with no sense of humour walked into a bar...


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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:12 pm

I'm pretty sure that guy's a Persian, not a Mexican
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby cornpops on Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:24 pm

what's black and slides down nelson's column?

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby oVo on Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:19 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:A creationist, an idiot, and a man with no sense of humour walked into a bar...

The creationist asks, "Hey man, do you think this is funny?" and the other guy replies, "Not at all, but what do I know? I'm an idiot."
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:43 pm

There IS no other guy. Duh, that's the point of both jokes.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:10 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:There IS no other guy. Duh, that's the point of both jokes.


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