Canada's New Money really sucks. I used to always light Cigars with my $100 dollar bills. Now that they are plastic, I've had to give up smoking.
Isn't it interesting that nobody knows about Florida's new driving license rule until the day before spring break? I have a group of 5 friends going down, not sure if they will now.
After 6 months, I finally got the clinic where I work to figure out a plan to clean the bloodstains off the floor. You won't believe what they came up with: spray stuff and then wipe it up with a paper towel. No fucking way.
