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Birthday sex

Postby CBlake on Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:38 pm

will I get it?
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby xeno on Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:39 pm

CBlake wrote:will I get it?

If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:43 pm

Have you told your mom that's what you want?
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Postby thegreekdog on Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:58 pm

2dimes wrote:Have you told Serbia's mom that's what you want?


Fixed.
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:00 pm

xeno wrote:
CBlake wrote:will I get it?

If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes


the tense is this exchange is extremely complex

it's only 16 words long but goes from future tense to past tense to present tense

+100 SaxBucks to CBlake
+100 SaxBucks to xeno
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Postby Gilligan on Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:07 pm

2dimes wrote:Have you told your mom that's what you want?


Do you think your mom will say yes?
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby CBlake on Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:07 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
xeno wrote:
CBlake wrote:will I get it?

If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes


the tense is this exchange is extremely complex

it's only 16 words long but goes from future tense to past tense to present tense

+100 SaxBucks to CBlake
+100 SaxBucks to xeno


Do these saxbucks have any cash value?
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:10 pm

CBlake wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
xeno wrote:
CBlake wrote:will I get it?

If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes


the tense is this exchange is extremely complex

it's only 16 words long but goes from future tense to past tense to present tense

+100 SaxBucks to CBlake
+100 SaxBucks to xeno


Do these saxbucks have any cash value?


I am pretty sure you can exchange SaxBucks for DPRK Won.


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Re: Birthday sex

Postby nagerous on Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:30 pm

CBlake wrote:will I get it?


How much are you willing to pay?
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby betiko on Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:38 pm

was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?

But interesting topic. I realize that I've had many times sex just for sex with exes on many birthdays. I think we should run a poll: what is more popular, birthday sex with exes or birthday sex with fresh meat?
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:41 pm

betiko wrote:I realize that I've had many times sex just for sex with exes on many birthdays.


You're French. You were probably having sex when you typed that.
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby / on Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:42 pm


There you go.
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby xeno on Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:43 pm

betiko wrote:was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?

But interesting topic. I realize that I've had many times sex just for sex with exes on many birthdays. I think we should run a poll: what is more popular, birthday sex with exes or birthday sex with fresh meat?

Nope just my weekly lay. I know banging girls is foreign to most of you ;)
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby Nola_Lifer on Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:09 pm

xeno wrote:
betiko wrote:was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?

But interesting topic. I realize that I've had many times sex just for sex with exes on many birthdays. I think we should run a poll: what is more popular, birthday sex with exes or birthday sex with fresh meat?

Nope just my weekly lay. I know banging girls is foreign to most of you ;)




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Re: Birthday sex

Postby CBlake on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:32 am

xeno wrote:
betiko wrote:was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?

But interesting topic. I realize that I've had many times sex just for sex with exes on many birthdays. I think we should run a poll: what is more popular, birthday sex with exes or birthday sex with fresh meat?

Nope just my weekly lay. I know banging girls is foreign to most of you ;)


I wanted to believe this xeno, but then I looked at your avatar...
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby Shape on Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:27 am

Is being a virgin minus internet points?

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Re: Birthday sex

Postby SaMejoHn on Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:32 am

CBlake wrote:
xeno wrote:
betiko wrote:was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?

But interesting topic. I realize that I've had many times sex just for sex with exes on many birthdays. I think we should run a poll: what is more popular, birthday sex with exes or birthday sex with fresh meat?

Nope just my weekly lay. I know banging girls is foreign to most of you ;)


I wanted to believe this xeno, but then I looked at your avatar...
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby patrickaa317 on Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:11 am

betiko wrote:was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?


xeno wrote:If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes

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actually xeno's "last night" was 3am in the morning of the same day, therefore it would have still been birthday sex for CBlake. Well I guess that is dependent on his time zone, though since he is from the US, it would have been 1am PST; so unless CBlake lives in HI or AK, it should have still been within the acceptable time range to count it as his b-day.
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:17 am

patrickaa317 wrote:
betiko wrote:was it your birthday last night xeno? if not how would that be birthday sex?


xeno wrote:If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes



actually xeno's "last night" was 3am in the morning of the same day, therefore it would have still been birthday sex for CBlake. Well I guess that is dependent on his time zone, though since he is from the US, it would have been 1am PST; so unless CBlake lives in HI or AK, it should have still been within the acceptable time range to count it as his b-day.

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Re: Birthday sex

Postby Symmetry on Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:27 am



Creepier every time I hear it.
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:41 pm

xeno wrote:
CBlake wrote:will I get it?

If you were me last night around 3 am central then yes

It doesn't count if she's half your age
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Re: Birthday sex

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:13 pm

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