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Markets in Voluntary Kidnapping

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:25 am

For $500 to $1500, you too can be kidnapped. Operators are standing by.

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Re: Markets in Voluntary Kidnapping

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:30 am

I've heard about this. I like that there is such a thing as a "Torture Menu."


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Re: Markets in Voluntary Kidnapping

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:18 pm

Is there an option to be kidnapped by Thomas Jefferson?
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Re: Markets in Voluntary Kidnapping

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:20 pm

thegreekdog wrote:Is there an option to be kidnapped by Thomas Jefferson?


I don't think so. He is too busy fighting gorillas:

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Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:40 pm

Thomas Jefferson? You guys make me laugh with all these crazy fictional characters.
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Re: Markets in Voluntary Kidnapping

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:49 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Is there an option to be kidnapped by Thomas Jefferson?


I don't think so. He is too busy fighting gorillas:

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