Tea Party Death Squads Now Stalk Detroit

[pimpdave]

WARNING GOOD CITIZENS OF DETROIT

There are reports that Tea Party Death Squads are now roaming your city unhindered. Be very careful how you answer their questions, if they disagree with you, you will probably be killed, as that is the mission statement of the Tea Party (a violent, racist organization).

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-05-3 ... mated.html

WHY HOW DARE THEY!

EDIT: Oops, forgot to include the citation for the Tea Party's mission statement, which is me directly quoting a Tea Party member who is quoting the mission statement-- "We [the Tea Party] hate black people and want to kill everyone who disagrees with us."

So there you go. My source is just as legitimate as the one FOX News used for months to make a big deal out of the Benghazi incident, and this story here is too. I demand to be taken seriously, just like Fox News does.

[BGtheBrain]

*****

[BigBallinStalin]

Wait, so these guys are in the TPDS? How can we be sure they aren't?



Are all FOUR of them in a TPDS? How can we be sure?

[notyou2]

Wait, so these guys are in the TPDS? How can we be sure they aren't?



Are all FOUR of them in a TPDS? How can we be sure?

Ask to see their Fox News Junior Cub Reporter identification cards.

[Serbia]

As a resident of Detroit, I appreciate this update. Thanks for all you do, Pimperton!

Bollocks.

[Funkyterrance]

This thread is funny because it's true.

[ooge]

Well done using their tactics against them.