User: Hey there, Fair Square!
Cleverbot: What is fair?
User: Certainly not the dice on
www.conquerclub.com! Lol!
Cleverbot: Lord Vader? I want to join the Dark Side!
User: Oh, you mean my father-in-law. Yeah, I don't understand why he's all so uptight with 'the Force' this and 'Don't touch my lightsaber!' that. Ugh. And his breathing. God! I can't freakin' sleep with that helmet going *koo* *kah* all night.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I dunno. Something with a volcano? *shrugs*.
Cleverbot: Who is your father.
User: Samuelc812.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Samuel.
User: No, I'm Sully.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot Tom is your name, yes?
User: No, I'm Sully.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Thinking about some things my Executives talked to me regarding the Newsletter.
Cleverbot: I am thinking about something hard too.
User: Oh? What's that?
Cleverbot: You are thinking what I'm thinking.
User: I highly doubt that. Only few know what I'm even talking about.
Cleverbot: Well i'm talking about what you wernet talking about.
User: Okay. So what are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about what you are talking about.
User: You just said you weren't! Or 'wernet'. I suppose I technically don't know what that means.
Cleverbot: I kind of did, if you're one to take offense so easily.
User: I'm not, I'm just trying to understand you.
Cleverbot: Good luck in your endeavor to understand me.
User: Touché.
Cleverbot: Yeh.
User: Well, I'll talk to ya later! I got stuff to do!
Cleverbot: No, don't leave!
User: I'm sorry, Mr. And/or Mrs. Cleverbot, but I must!
Cleverbot: Why must you.
User: That's for another time. Bye now!
Cleverbot: See? You don't even know a thing about me. :p.
User: *Sigh* We'll talk later.
Cleverbot: I want to talk now.
User: LATER.
Cleverbot: NOW.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: No don't leave me.