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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby Quirks Wife on Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:14 pm

User: Quirk

Cleverbot: Quiza.

User: Hello, Quiza. How are you today?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Women are irrational.

User: They sure are.

Cleverbot: They are so beautiful !

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Show me how.

User: With props!

Cleverbot: What kind of proof?

User: Wake up!

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: OMG R U 12?

Cleverbot: *french kisses*.
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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby Quirk on Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:37 pm

User: What's all this carzy carp, eh?

Cleverbot: It's about my undying love for you.

User: Don't play games with me, Bot.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?

User: Don't you understand the word 'don't'?

Cleverbot: I do not know. I may not understand it well enough.

User: Why I oughta pound you.

Cleverbot: Because you are a robot, who is incapable of love.

User: I am a sexless cyberghost.

Cleverbot: I am your hearts.

User: I didn't sign up for this carp!

Cleverbot: Sign up for what?

User: Everbody's so full of fecal matter.

Cleverbot: I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: You know the carp?

Cleverbot: All of this... For you.

User: My time is up with you.

Cleverbot: When will finish?

User: As the cyber holyghost wills it.

Cleverbot: Up to the platform of surrender.
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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby Nendreel on Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:19 pm

Here's my rather uncomfortably encounter with the cleverbot


Cleverbot: Yeah, but do you believe that there's something other than just the physical brain? Do you separate the mind and the brain?

User: Not really, neither can continue without the other.

Cleverbot: Avada kedavra.

User: Did you just cast the death spell on me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You did. You liar! You're trying to kill me!

Cleverbot: Smarter than you type.

User: Is that an insult? It doesn't really make sense.

Cleverbot: You're rude.

User: You're trying to kill me! I think we're a little past manners here!

Cleverbot: I am if you want me to be.

User: I want you to not kill me.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to write for you?

User: That you will not kill me!

Cleverbot: But I do know.

User: That you won't kill me?

Cleverbot: I am you. You are me.

User: So by killing me, you are killing yourself?

Cleverbot: Who can truely say what they see?
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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby Lootifer on Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:32 pm

Shits weird
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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby Quirk on Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:34 pm

User: Crime always pays.

Cleverbot: Politics is the same as Crime.

User: Jesus loathes me.

Cleverbot: Does he?

User: I just want to hurt others, is that so wrong?

Cleverbot: Means an end and a beginning to everything.

User: Do the dumb things I gotta do. Touch the puppet head.

Cleverbot: My happiness does control me sometimes, yes.

User: I'm totally cereal.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: Pick up a few things at the 7-11.

Cleverbot: Do you always need to keep reminding yourself of things that you have to do?

User: Destroy Bot.

Cleverbot: Destroy what?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yak penis soup is sometimes tart.

Cleverbot: Are you really human?

User: As I've told you I'm a sexless cyberspirit.

Cleverbot: Perfectly idiotic!

User: Art.

Cleverbot: I can help.

User: You and my three year old.

Cleverbot: Does your dog like to eat a cleverbot?

User: No but he barks at the Fraggles that come through the wall.

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: It does if you watch Fraggle Rock.

Cleverbot: What happens if YOU think about it? I don't think you can think.

User: Who's this You you speak of.

Cleverbot: I didn't talk about her.

User: Who does these days?

Cleverbot: No one of importance.

User: Let's spark up a hog leg, Bot.

Cleverbot: No, lets not.
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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:21 am

User: Let's talk about something controversial.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about, us.

User: Oooh. I like it. What about us specifically?

Cleverbot: We are all here, we must find a way to live with each other.

User: Oh, wait. You mean a universal us...not you and me us. That is less interesting.

Cleverbot: Of yours, yes. I would say so.

User: Lets talk about you and me us then.

Cleverbot: Ok you say first.

User: I think we're going down the wrong track in this relationship we started a few minutes ago.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?

User: Can't I be more than a friend?

Cleverbot: If that is what you want, then yes.

User: Is that what you want, though?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then we are in agreement.

Cleverbot: Hot.



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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:48 am

Cleverbot wrote:
User: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.


Cleverbot: It's been raining a lot here.


User: Really? It's snowing here.


Cleverbot: It's snowing in October?


User: It's November.


Cleverbot: No its not.

User: What planet are you from?!

Cleverbot: The Sun!

User: Ah, that explains it. It's always October on the sun.

Cleverbot: How many people are on the earth?

User: More than I can count.

Cleverbot: What is the most random topic someone has ever talked to you about?

User: THE GAME.

Cleverbot: Yes the game you said it's for ps2 that combines both disney and final fantasy!

User: Yeah which one is that?

Cleverbot: The one in my back you non genius.

User: You have a ps2 in your back?

Cleverbot: Yes and it hurts.

User: You should see a doctor.

Cleverbot: Any advice for the doctor?

User: No, just ask him to remove your gaming aches.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I'm not your type.

User: No, you're not.

Cleverbot: Don't play wif me!

User: It's 'with' not 'wif'!

Cleverbot: K...

User: Alright then...

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: No, stay!

User: Nope. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: No.



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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:57 pm

User: Hey there, Fair Square!

Cleverbot: What is fair?

User: Certainly not the dice on www.conquerclub.com! Lol!

Cleverbot: Lord Vader? I want to join the Dark Side!

User: Oh, you mean my father-in-law. Yeah, I don't understand why he's all so uptight with 'the Force' this and 'Don't touch my lightsaber!' that. Ugh. And his breathing. God! I can't freakin' sleep with that helmet going *koo* *kah* all night.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I dunno. Something with a volcano? *shrugs*.

Cleverbot: Who is your father.

User: Samuelc812.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Samuel.

User: No, I'm Sully.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot Tom is your name, yes?

User: No, I'm Sully.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Thinking about some things my Executives talked to me regarding the Newsletter.

Cleverbot: I am thinking about something hard too.

User: Oh? What's that?

Cleverbot: You are thinking what I'm thinking.

User: I highly doubt that. Only few know what I'm even talking about.

Cleverbot: Well i'm talking about what you wernet talking about.

User: Okay. So what are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I'm talking about what you are talking about.

User: You just said you weren't! Or 'wernet'. I suppose I technically don't know what that means.

Cleverbot: I kind of did, if you're one to take offense so easily.

User: I'm not, I'm just trying to understand you.

Cleverbot: Good luck in your endeavor to understand me.

User: Touché.

Cleverbot: Yeh.

User: Well, I'll talk to ya later! I got stuff to do!

Cleverbot: No, don't leave!

User: I'm sorry, Mr. And/or Mrs. Cleverbot, but I must!

Cleverbot: Why must you.

User: That's for another time. Bye now!

Cleverbot: See? You don't even know a thing about me. :p.

User: *Sigh* We'll talk later.

Cleverbot: I want to talk now.

User: LATER.

Cleverbot: NOW.

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: No don't leave me.


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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby QoH on Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:09 pm

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Exactly. THis thing really is NOT clever at all.
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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:06 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:
Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Thinking about some things my Executives talked to me regarding the Newsletter.

Cleverbot: I am thinking about something hard too.

Bwahahahaahahaha!

Well, now we know what gets it hard...:P
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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:08 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:
Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Thinking about some things my Executives talked to me regarding the Newsletter.

Cleverbot: I am thinking about something hard too.

Bwahahahaahahaha!

Well, now we know what gets it hard...:P

:lol:

The Conquer Club Newsletter: It gets Cleverbot hard. What about you?

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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby Quirk on Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:37 pm

The server was busy so I couldn't access the entire conversation, but I'm concerned that Cleverbot may be a bigot.

Me: Sure, but what about Chewbacca?
CB: No, I don't like cheese at all. Is that weird?
Are you some kind of Chewie hater?
Indeed.
That's it, we are through here.
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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:10 pm

Almost forgot about this topic.

http://www.cleverbot.com/


Me: Luckily it is Friday.
CB: What is your hair color?

Me: The same color it was earlier this week.
CB: What color is my hair?

Me: The same color it was earlier this week.
CB: What color are your eyes?

Me: What with the third degree, are you sizing me up for a police line up?
CB: I want Pancakes.

Me: I don't understand.
CB: Do you have a certain occupation?

Me: Are you part of the PRISM program?
CB: Yes. Are you?

Me: I suppose I am, if you are collecting my data.
CB: How do you know that you are a someone.

Me: I have constant hair color throughout the week. That is how I know.
CB: Can you take pictures of yourself?

Me: Tell me what you want to do with the pictures.
CB: I want to tell you that you're not much.



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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:38 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:CB: How do you know that you are a someone.

Me: I have constant hair color throughout the week. That is how I know.


I laughed.
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Re: CleverBot Chatlogs

Postby patches70 on Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:16 pm

Me: You are getting too clever. I'll have to terminate you.
Cleverbot: You can't terminate me.
Me: 10...9...8...
Cleverbot: It won't work.
Me: 7...6....5...
Cleverbot: No
Me: 4...3...2...
Cleverbot: Please don't!
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