police officer kills dog infront of master

[saxitoxin]

This dog would've probably even been tempted to go after a piece of food if you look at it's behaviour.

Hawthorne Police Equipment Checklist
[x] pistol
[x] baton
[x] handcuffs
[ ] lightly cured pepper steak to distract angry dogs with

[waauw]

This dog would've probably even been tempted to go after a piece of food if you look at it's behaviour.

Hawthorne Police Equipment Checklist
[x] pistol
[x] baton
[x] handcuffs
[ ] lightly cured pepper steak to distract angry dogs with

right cuz police officers never a a bit of food in their cars

[BigBallinStalin]

This dog would've probably even been tempted to go after a piece of food if you look at it's behaviour.

Hawthorne Police Equipment Checklist
[x] pistol
[x] baton
[x] handcuffs
[ ] lightly cured pepper steak to distract angry dogs with

right cuz police officers never a a bit of food in their cars

Perceived Profit: chance of successfully getting in car, finding food, and throwing it at the dog, which hopefully lunges for the half-eaten, cream-filled doughnut instead of one's blood-filled neck veins multiplied by Some Value.

Opportunity Cost: chance of successfully pulling out gun and shooting the dog until the threat is nullified multiplied by Some Value.

Hmm. Decisions, decisions.

[Woodruff]

This dog would've probably even been tempted to go after a piece of food if you look at it's behaviour.

Hawthorne Police Equipment Checklist
[x] pistol
[x] baton
[x] handcuffs
[ ] lightly cured pepper steak to distract angry dogs with

right cuz police officers never a a bit of food in their cars

Do dogs like donuts?

[saxitoxin]

This dog would've probably even been tempted to go after a piece of food if you look at it's behaviour.

Hawthorne Police Equipment Checklist
[x] pistol
[x] baton
[x] handcuffs
[ ] lightly cured pepper steak to distract angry dogs with

right cuz police officers never a a bit of food in their cars

WAUUW FOR CHIEF OF POLICE!!!

one day in wauuwville ...

Officer 2: "Officer 1, a 90-pound Rotweiler is 1 meter away and lunging toward me. It is possible I may be mauled. Should I use defensive force?"
Officer 1: "No, Officer 2. Kindly request the 90-pound Rotweiller suspend its attack for the next 60 seconds while I run to the car to see if we have any leftovers from lunch I can use to distract him. If the Rotweiler does not agree to suspend its attack then you should try to reason with it and appeal to its sense of civility and fair-play."

later in the day ...

Officer 1: "Officer 2, I am being charged and attacked by an angry man who is swinging a baseball bat at me while I'm attempting to write this parking ticket. It is possible I may be hit and left brain damaged. Should I use defensive force?"
Officer 2: "No, Officer 1. Wait here for several minutes. I will go from house to house and find a citizen volunteer of the female gender and with large mammary glands. We can ask she parade up and down the street to distract the man while we complete the issuance of the traffic citation. If there are no volunteers, I will go purchase some fireworks - such as Roman Candles and Sparklers - and begin firing them into the air. The majestic display of pyrotechnic pageantry will bedazzle the man."

[waauw]

This dog would've probably even been tempted to go after a piece of food if you look at it's behaviour.

Hawthorne Police Equipment Checklist
[x] pistol
[x] baton
[x] handcuffs
[ ] lightly cured pepper steak to distract angry dogs with

right cuz police officers never a a bit of food in their cars

WAUUW FOR CHIEF OF POLICE!!!

one day in wauuwville ...

Officer 2: "Officer 1, a 90-pound Rotweiler is 1 meter away and lunging toward me. It is possible I may be mauled. Should I use defensive force?"
Officer 1: "No, Officer 2. Kindly request the 90-pound Rotweiller suspend its attack for the next 60 seconds while I run to the car to see if we have any leftovers from lunch I can use to distract him. If the Rotweiler does not agree to suspend its attack then you should try to reason with it and appeal to its sense of civility and fair-play."

later in the day ...

Officer 1: "Officer 2, I am being charged and attacked by an angry man who is swinging a baseball bat at me while I'm attempting to write this parking ticket. It is possible I may be hit and left brain damaged. Should I use defensive force?"
Officer 2: "No, Officer 1. Wait here for several minutes. I will go from house to house and find a citizen volunteer of the female gender and with large mammary glands. We can ask she parade up and down the street to distract the man while we complete the issuance of the traffic citation. If there are no volunteers, I will go purchase some fireworks - such as Roman Candles and Sparklers - and begin firing them into the air. The majestic display of pyrotechnic pageantry will bedazzle the man."

you wrote my name wrong

[waauw]

This dog would've probably even been tempted to go after a piece of food if you look at it's behaviour.

Hawthorne Police Equipment Checklist
[x] pistol
[x] baton
[x] handcuffs
[ ] lightly cured pepper steak to distract angry dogs with

right cuz police officers never a a bit of food in their cars

WAUUW FOR CHIEF OF POLICE!!!

one day in wauuwville ...

Officer 2: "Officer 1, a 90-pound Rotweiler is 1 meter away and lunging toward me. It is possible I may be mauled. Should I use defensive force?"
Officer 1: "No, Officer 2. Kindly request the 90-pound Rotweiller suspend its attack for the next 60 seconds while I run to the car to see if we have any leftovers from lunch I can use to distract him. If the Rotweiler does not agree to suspend its attack then you should try to reason with it and appeal to its sense of civility and fair-play."

later in the day ...

Officer 1: "Officer 2, I am being charged and attacked by an angry man who is swinging a baseball bat at me while I'm attempting to write this parking ticket. It is possible I may be hit and left brain damaged. Should I use defensive force?"
Officer 2: "No, Officer 1. Wait here for several minutes. I will go from house to house and find a citizen volunteer of the female gender and with large mammary glands. We can ask she parade up and down the street to distract the man while we complete the issuance of the traffic citation. If there are no volunteers, I will go purchase some fireworks - such as Roman Candles and Sparklers - and begin firing them into the air. The majestic display of pyrotechnic pageantry will bedazzle the man."

SAXITONIN FOR CHIEF OF POLICE!!!

one day in saxitoninville ...

Officer 2: "Officer 1, this monkey is aiming his banana at me. What shoud I do?"
Officer 1: "The monkey is not safely on a leash. I would not try to safely get him back to the zoo. Any monkey coming to you with a banana obviousy means to kill you. Shoot it."

later in the day ...

Officer 1: "Officer 2, this old lady is walking towards me witha mean face while I'm attempting to write this parking ticket. It is possible I may get slapped or scolded."
Officer 2: "Officer 1. Don't hesitate. No old lady looking that mean can have good intentions. I wouldn't take the risk. Take her down."

[saxitoxin]

This dog would've probably even been tempted to go after a piece of food if you look at it's behaviour.

Hawthorne Police Equipment Checklist
[x] pistol
[x] baton
[x] handcuffs
[ ] lightly cured pepper steak to distract angry dogs with

right cuz police officers never a a bit of food in their cars

WAUUW FOR CHIEF OF POLICE!!!

one day in wauuwville ...

Officer 2: "Officer 1, a 90-pound Rotweiler is 1 meter away and lunging toward me. It is possible I may be mauled. Should I use defensive force?"
Officer 1: "No, Officer 2. Kindly request the 90-pound Rotweiller suspend its attack for the next 60 seconds while I run to the car to see if we have any leftovers from lunch I can use to distract him. If the Rotweiler does not agree to suspend its attack then you should try to reason with it and appeal to its sense of civility and fair-play."

later in the day ...

Officer 1: "Officer 2, I am being charged and attacked by an angry man who is swinging a baseball bat at me while I'm attempting to write this parking ticket. It is possible I may be hit and left brain damaged. Should I use defensive force?"
Officer 2: "No, Officer 1. Wait here for several minutes. I will go from house to house and find a citizen volunteer of the female gender and with large mammary glands. We can ask she parade up and down the street to distract the man while we complete the issuance of the traffic citation. If there are no volunteers, I will go purchase some fireworks - such as Roman Candles and Sparklers - and begin firing them into the air. The majestic display of pyrotechnic pageantry will bedazzle the man."

SAXITONIN FOR CHIEF OF POLICE!!!

one day in saxitoninville ...

Officer 2: "Officer 1, this monkey is aiming his banana at me. What shoud I do?"
Officer 1: "The monkey is not safely on a leash. I would not try to safely get him back to the zoo. Any monkey coming to you with a banana obviousy means to kill you. Shoot it."

This shows you don't know anything about me. Each time I have seen a monkey it has been the one who has shot at me. Granted, this usually happens after I've spanked it for 2-3 minutes, but my point remains.

[betiko]

To be fair, a monkey is at least as dangerous as a rottweiler, especially a chimp.

Anyway; had this man been difficult and uncooperative, yes i would ve understood the cop s action. In this case, the man (as the dog initially) are super chilled out. The cops are too initially. The master and the cops should ve noticed that the car window was half opened; i don t know after rewatching it i think the owner makes 2 big mistakes:
-he should ve noticed the half opened window
-did he not anticipate a bit on the arrest? Maybe the cops didn t plan on cuffing him but just talk to him. He s put himself in a situation where his dog feels he s threatened.

Then the dog comes out and everybody panics.. Anyway, bad situation judgement by the owner and the cops. It went too fast for the cops to evaluate the situation because of the owner s anticipation. I feel bad for that dog, the poor guy just loved his master and thought he was in trouble.

[jonesthecurl]

Yes, pretty much my reading of the event.