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AoG swallows

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:39 pm

Unidentified Witness Number 1 wrote:is it true AoG swallows?


Unidentified Witness Number 2 wrote:yes AOG does swallow
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Re: AoG swallows

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:26 pm

Why is the first guy a witness if he's asking a question about what someone witnessed?
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Re: AoG swallows

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:43 pm

He could be a witness to some other unrelated event.


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Re: AoG swallows

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:03 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Why is the first guy a witness if he's asking a question about what someone witnessed?


Maybe that's his name. Who are you to judge his parents?
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Re: AoG swallows

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:53 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Why is the first guy a witness if he's asking a question about what someone witnessed?


Maybe that's his name. Who are you to judge his parents?


He is AoG, tgd. You're losing your sleuth-like touch.

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Re: AoG swallows

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:57 pm

Mouthwash? Gum?
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Re: AoG swallows

Postby greenoaks on Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:01 pm

swallowing reduces the chances of catching aids.

AoG should also not brush his teeth just before he goes down on a guy as the toothbrush bristles creates lots of really small knicks in the gums, increasing his chances of absorbing the virus from infected semen.

remember folks, spit or swallow, don't gargle.
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Re: AoG swallows

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:24 pm

Here is a picture of AoG's insides after years of swallowing:
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As you can see, quite a few of the seamen have matured.
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Re: AoG swallows

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:40 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Here is a picture of AoG's insides after years of swallowing:
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As you can see, quite a few of the seamen have matured.


No blonds there. AoG appears to only have oriental seamen.
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Re: AoG swallows

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:42 pm

There is a bright blond tube creature in the bottom right corner...
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Re: AoG swallows

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:02 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Mouthwash? Gum?


I swallowed gum for the first time in years last week. It was kind of scary because I swear it got stuck in my esophagus.
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Re: AoG swallows

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:14 am

Army of GOD wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Mouthwash? Gum?


I swallowed gum for the first time in years last week. It was kind of scary because I swear it got stuck in my esophagus.


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Re: AoG swallows

Postby Gillipig on Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:11 am

We all swallow. slurp slurp
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Re: AoG swallows

Postby Gillipig on Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:14 am

Army of GOD wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Mouthwash? Gum?


I swallowed gum for the first time in years last week. It was kind of scary because I swear it got stuck in my esophagus.

The lesson here is to surgically remove your esophagus.
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