Boy Credits Mario Kart After He Stops Out-of-Control Car

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:26 am

Luckily he didn't fire off a mushroom speed burst.

--Andy

by / on Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:47 pm

"Get out of the way of traffic", doesn't sound like Mario Kart to me. I need skills more applicable to the real world. Is it true that you can stop tailgaters with a banana peel?

by **Frigidus** on Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:52 pm

You could pick out which car was his by the blue sparks coming off of it as he drifted his way into a parking lot.

by **Gillipig** on Tue Aug 06, 2013 5:35 pm

Looks like I'm not the only one who learned how to drive while playing that game. Makes me feel less special somehow.

by **john9blue** on Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:03 pm

obviously the kid doesn't play bowser or wario. if he did then there would be a body count

by **muy_thaiguy** on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:10 pm

Pfft. Mario Kart? So 1 dimensional. I learned to drive from Diddy Kong Racing.

Sucked when I learned that most vehicles can't instantly transform from a car to a plane or a jet boat. Driving instructor wasn't too happy about that.

by **GreecePwns** on Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:41 pm

john9blue wrote:obviously the kid doesn't play bowser or wario. if he did then there would be a body count

Using heavy characters is doing it wrong.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:49 pm

GreecePwns wrote:
john9blue wrote:obviously the kid doesn't play bowser or wario. if he did then there would be a body count

Using heavy characters is doing it wrong.

Say what? They get the highest top speed (DK does, IIRC)--for SNES and N64.

C'mon, GreecePwns. You can manuever and accelerate as quickly as you want, but if you're like a boss, you'd pick Wario, Bowser, or DK.

by **GreecePwns** on Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:09 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
GreecePwns wrote:
john9blue wrote:obviously the kid doesn't play bowser or wario. if he did then there would be a body count

Using heavy characters is doing it wrong.

Say what? They get the highest top speed (DK does, IIRC)--for SNES and N64.

C'mon, GreecePwns. You can manuever and accelerate as quickly as you want, but if you're like a boss, you'd pick Wario, Bowser, or DK.

I've used Toad for all the games (except Wii, which I use Baby Weegee for the extra weight). That top speed doesn't matter if you're constantly hit with items. Also light characters have handling for perfect drifting.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:24 pm

Perfect drift these nuts. If you can't wiggle your thumb fast enough, then I feel sorry for ya, son. I got 99 problems, but a drift ain't none.

Constantly hit with what items? You wouldn't hit me, and I simply destory you. Also, with the extra weight, I'd mushroom past and send you swerving!---WOOH WOOH WOOH!! <jersey shore fist pump>

If you played Toad against me, you'd have no chance. That whiny, hallucinogenic stool has no right to the road. I'd let loose that nasally "myah-hah-hah-hah!" of Wario every time Toad got bitched.

YEAH WHAT!!!

by **john9blue** on Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:33 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
GreecePwns wrote:
john9blue wrote:obviously the kid doesn't play bowser or wario. if he did then there would be a body count

Using heavy characters is doing it wrong.

Say what? They get the highest top speed (DK does, IIRC)--for SNES and N64.

C'mon, GreecePwns. You can manuever and accelerate as quickly as you want, but if you're like a boss, you'd pick Wario, Bowser, or DK.

lol, "top speed"

good luck reaching top speed while having to swerve around turtles and penguins and shit

meanwhile i'll be getting extra shrooms for that boosty goodness while your lard ass takes 10 seconds to go 0-30

come at me bro

by **BigBallinStalin** on Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:36 pm

john9blue wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
GreecePwns wrote:
john9blue wrote:obviously the kid doesn't play bowser or wario. if he did then there would be a body count

Using heavy characters is doing it wrong.

Say what? They get the highest top speed (DK does, IIRC)--for SNES and N64.

C'mon, GreecePwns. You can manuever and accelerate as quickly as you want, but if you're like a boss, you'd pick Wario, Bowser, or DK.

lol, "top speed"

good luck reaching top speed while having to swerve around turtles and penguins and shit

meanwhile i'll be getting extra shrooms for that boosty goodness while your lard ass takes 10 seconds to go 0-30

come at me bro

Penguins, turtles, whatever. They got nothing on me, son.

While you be shrooming, I be zooming,
so while you trip,
I'll give you the slip.

OHHH!!!!!