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How Do You Sing?

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:34 pm

What singer do you sound like and what singer do you wish you sounded like?

I sound like Aaron Lewis of Staind:



I kind of look like him too except I have more hair.

I wish I sounded like Freddie Mercury:

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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby nietzsche on Fri Aug 09, 2013 11:37 pm

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Postby 2dimes on Fri Aug 09, 2013 11:45 pm

I sing like Judy Garland. Must be my shoes.
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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:35 am

Freddie Mercury if I'm going for skill, Barry White if I want to drown in pussy
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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:47 am

Wished:
Gil Scott-Heron


Wished (way too difficult):

Johnny Adams, a.k.a. the Tan Canary


Wished (Fela's got a funny accent though):
Fela Anikulapo Kuti


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(see also 39:00, he can yell/growl while singing--kinda like metal, but not quite--e.g. Phil Anselmo at certain points
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Actual:

I can do an okay Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World for only a little bit since it tears my voice up.

I can do some of Gil Scott-Heron's stuff, but I suffer at projection, can't do higher notes (don't know how).
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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby TeeGee on Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:51 am

I have been told I sound like fingernails on a blackboard, But I have never heard of such a group
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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby Serbia on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:28 am

I wish I sounded like Chris Cornell.

I actually sound awful and annoying.

Bollocks.
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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby crispybits on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:44 am

Like a very poor quality Johnny Cash...
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:41 pm

Sometimes Ising like Jim Nabours.

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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Aug 10, 2013 1:21 pm

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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby tzor on Sat Aug 10, 2013 1:53 pm

It really depends. 8-)

When I am in Church, and when we are doing a lot of the 70's an 80's church music composed by Irish American Catholic Composers I generally lay the Irish accent on thick when I'm singing the melody. On tunes where the melody is written lower than normal, my Scots accent come through. From a classical baritone performance I sound more "classical."
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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby / on Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:06 pm

I get a bit flustered if I have to raise my voice when singing, so I usually sing a bit too low. At my absolute best I sound like the Oogie Boogie Man.

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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby strike wolf on Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:17 pm

Chris Cornell but I sound like Bob Dylan. Tangled Up In Blue edition.
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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby Lootifer on Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:21 pm

Serbia wrote:I wish I sounded like Chris Cornell.

I actually sound awful and annoying.

Bollocks.

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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby nietzsche on Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:26 pm

What the f*ck.

I want to sound like Chris Cornell too, I don't want to be different.
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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:44 pm

Regular voice and singing voice are already a deep baritone natural bass.

Kind of like Paul Robeson, but white, and a more classical tint.



I wished I sounded more like a cross between Bing Crosby and Freddie Mercury. More of a Tenor voice that can do Jazz, Classical, and Rock. Right now, my voice is too refined and have no hope of getting that 'raw' sound that a lot of 70s-80s singers had, so I go with a couple of guys with great singing voices and would love a combination of them. You have the smooth yet jazzy sound of Bing Crozby's baritone and the flexible yet refined alto of Freddie Mercury.
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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:13 am

I guess I kinda sound like greg graffin, so not much range but that's cool cuz he's awesome.

It'd be cool if I had a voice like otis redding.
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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby spurgistan on Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:45 am

Aspirational: Leonid Kharitonov

Actual: I've always felt like I sound a bit like Warren Zevon after a rough night.
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Re: How Do You Sing?

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:18 am

Tom T Hall with a falsetto like the Chipmunks.
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