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FLOODS, the thread.

Postby Serbia on Fri Sep 13, 2013 8:48 pm

There have been a few discussions here and there about Floods lately. Hell, if rugb' can have a thread... why not us ;)

I've never actually participated in an actual "flood". Well, I take that back, there was this one time in Texarkana that I just remembered. (bear with my memory, I'm drinking stout) We were renovating an apartment complex, and had just completed several buildings when we had a torrential downpour. The complex was on the Arkansas side of the border, south side of town. There was a small creek which was actually a glorified drainage ditch behind the property. The portion of the property that ended up flooding was actually in a 100 year flood plain. Naturally, something downstream decided to block the creek, which soon became a raging river that rose and flooded the buildings we'd just completed. 3 buildings in all were affected. Was a mess. Floods cause a lot of heart ache and disaster, but they also provide work for many, which helps to stimulate the economy.
Will be at the pub bright and early tomorrow.

Bollocks.
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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby Lootifer on Fri Sep 13, 2013 8:54 pm

I lived through a minor flood in 1991 in Wanganui.
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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:31 pm

My basement floods when it rains too much

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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby Timminz on Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:40 pm

I've been in and near many a flood. Mostly minor, but a few quite large.
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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:20 am

I live in the mountains and laugh at you low-landers and plainsdwellers.

ha!

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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby Arama86n on Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:22 am

Looks like you didn't drown though Serbia. Would have made a better story...
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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby Serbia on Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:06 am

Arama86n wrote:Looks like you didn't drown though Serbia. Would have made a better story...


Had I drowned, I wouldn't be able to tell you the story, silly head.

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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby Arama86n on Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:48 am

Serbia wrote:
Arama86n wrote:Looks like you didn't drown though Serbia. Would have made a better story...


Had I drowned, I wouldn't be able to tell you the story, silly head.

Bollocks.

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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby Timminz on Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:56 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I live in the mountains and laugh at you low-landers and plainsdwellers.

ha!

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I'm assuming you live UP a mountain. Boulder, Colorado and Canmore, Alberta are both IN the mountains, and they've both flooded badly enough to kill people, just this year.

Also, I scoff at your use of the term "lowlander". Calgary flooded recently (same flood as Canmore), and we're at more than a km above sea level.
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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby oVo on Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:51 am

I drowned once as a child and lived to tell about it.
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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:21 am

Timminz wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I live in the mountains and laugh at you low-landers and plainsdwellers.

ha!

-TG


I'm assuming you live UP a mountain. Boulder, Colorado and Canmore, Alberta are both IN the mountains, and they've both flooded badly enough to kill people, just this year.

Also, I scoff at your use of the term "lowlander". Calgary flooded recently (same flood as Canmore), and we're at more than a km above sea level.


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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby Gillipig on Sun Sep 15, 2013 3:23 am

The floods is your punishment for re-electing Obama. God is Republican!
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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby Serbia on Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:03 am

I didn't vote for him.

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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby notyou2 on Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:23 am

Serbia wrote:I didn't vote for him.

Bollocks.


Did you vote?
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Re: FLOODS, the thread.

Postby Serbia on Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:36 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Serbia wrote:I didn't vote for him.

Bollocks.


Did you vote?


Yup.

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