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Why has Patrick been biting and sneering at females?

 
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Dallas Zoo gorilla to get therapy for sexist attitude

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:10 pm

A gregarious male gorilla at the Dallas Zoo will be sent to South Carolina for therapy after he bit one female gorilla and sneered at others, zoo officials said on Monday.

Patrick, a 430-pound Western lowland gorilla,will be movingto the Riverbanks Zoo and Gardens in Columbia, South Carolina, where he will live the bachelor life in his own digs.

The South Carolina zoo is known for working with gorillas with behavior problems.

Dallas Zoo officials said Patrick gets along fine with humans but not with other gorillas.

They said they have tried repeatedly to socialize him with the other gorillas, particularly the females, in the hopes that he might get along and even breed. Instead, he bit one female and sneered at others.

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Re: Dallas Zoo gorilla to get therapy for sexist attitude

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:14 pm

Gorilla iz gay?
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Postby john9blue on Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:36 pm

well they're only trying to make socialize him with females... so he can't bite males if they aren't there
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Postby macbone on Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:10 am

He's clearly out of the females' league.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:37 am

I know where he's coming from. Do you think they want me to go talk to him?
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Postby betiko on Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:11 pm

is there such term as humanophile; or if a gorilla wants to hump humans rather than his own specie you would call him zoophile?
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Re: Dallas Zoo gorilla to get therapy for sexist attitude

Postby john9blue on Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:17 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Gorilla iz gay?


must remember to investigate further.
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Postby The Weird One on Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:59 pm

How exactly does one put a gorilla through therapy?
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Re: Dallas Zoo gorilla to get therapy for sexist attitude

Postby TheMissionary on Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:16 am

The Weird One wrote:How exactly does one put a gorilla through therapy?


Put him with the gorilla that has a psychology degree.
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Re: Dallas Zoo gorilla to get therapy for sexist attitude

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:00 am

Maybe he's just saving himself for marriage.
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Re: Dallas Zoo gorilla to get therapy for sexist attitude

Postby mrswdk on Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:12 am

Monkeys are weird. Ever seen that youtube video of a chimp mouth-raping a frog?
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Re: Dallas Zoo gorilla to get therapy for sexist attitude

Postby apey on Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:56 am

Maybe, just maybe he likes it kinky.
Maybe she was asking for it.
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Re: Dallas Zoo gorilla to get therapy for sexist attitude

Postby The Weird One on Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:24 pm

mrswdk wrote:Monkeys are weird. Ever seen that youtube video of a chimp mouth-raping a frog?

People are weird. Ever seen /b/? [if not, then I envy you]
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Re: Dallas Zoo gorilla to get therapy for sexist attitude

Postby Gillipig on Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:27 pm

I'm pretty sure sexiest doesn't include biting members of the opposite sex. Unless the term has been broadened since I last looked.
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