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Is it okay to say my friend's team just got raped in their soccer match?

 
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Re: Raped you!

Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:41 pm

mrswdk wrote:
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mrswdk wrote:So basically, if I jump a girl as she's unlocking her front door it is not much different to sniping her repeatedly in COD?


That just made me HOT.


Good luck bonding with your future girlfriend's father.


:-s

My wife's father is dead, but thanks.
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Re: Raped you!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:43 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
mrswdk wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
mrswdk wrote:So basically, if I jump a girl as she's unlocking her front door it is not much different to sniping her repeatedly in COD?


That just made me HOT.


Good luck bonding with your future girlfriend's father.


:-s

My wife's father is dead, but thanks.


I think he's referring to your future girlfriend's father, not your current wife's deceased father.

We may have to pause and consider if mrswdk has tremendous insight into the future. This could be an amazing discovery!
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Re: Raped you!

Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:50 pm

I am surprised I found ONE woman who accepts me... I seriously doubt there will be two... Unless I am paying for their companionship... C'est La Vie :oops:
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Re: Raped you!

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:32 pm

Bizzarro thread.
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Re: Raped you!

Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:35 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Bizzarro thread.



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Re: Raped you!

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:05 pm

ITT: BBS rapes
mrswdk is a ho
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Re: Raped you!

Postby nagerous on Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:08 pm

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Re: Raped you!

Postby dario2099 on Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:52 pm

nagerous wrote:


You're too ugly nobody's gonna rape you
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Re: Raped you!

Postby betiko on Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:10 pm

Don t you say "to feel butthurt"?
It all means the same to me, you ve been humiliated. In a prison, if someone rapes someone else it s mostly a demonstration of who is the alpha male and the will to give the biggest act of humiliation to someone else.
If you lose 8-0, your onion is in fact bleeding.
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Re: Raped you!

Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:11 pm

betiko wrote:Don t you say "to feel butthurt"?
It all means the same to me, you ve been humiliated. In a prison, if someone rapes someone else it s mostly a demonstration of who is the alpha male and the will to give the biggest act of humiliation to someone else.
If you lose 8-0, your onion is in fact bleeding.

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:03 am

While they don't mention soccer the travel shorts might be just what your buddy needs.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/meganp25/new-in ... -rape-wear
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Re: Raped you!

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:06 pm

I also think it's inappropriate to say that your team beat another team. That implies that you physically assaulted the other team, which obviously did not happen.

appropriate terms include "bested" and "were victorious" and "had more points."
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Re: Raped you!

Postby betiko on Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:32 pm

thegreekdog wrote:I also think it's inappropriate to say that your team beat another team. That implies that you physically assaulted the other team, which obviously did not happen.

appropriate terms include "bested" and "were victorious" and "had more points."


I think it's inappropriate to play a sport where yo are competing versus other people, as there will be one winner and one loser. All sports should have just one team! <3
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Re: Raped you!

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:36 pm

betiko wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I also think it's inappropriate to say that your team beat another team. That implies that you physically assaulted the other team, which obviously did not happen.

appropriate terms include "bested" and "were victorious" and "had more points."


I think it's inappropriate to play a sport where yo are competing versus other people, as there will be one winner and one loser. All sports should have just one team!


This is a rape thread, betiko. Let's try to keep the masturbation talk out. :|
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Re: Raped you!

Postby mrswdk on Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:57 pm

In other news: Roast Busters.
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Re: Raped you!

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:21 pm

mrswdk wrote:In other news: Roast Busters.

Prost Busters!

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Re: Raped you!

Postby betiko on Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:29 pm

f*ck off senna. Cheating asshole. Prost should ve smacked you down more than once. If prost ended with 4 titles and senna with 3, prost lost at least 3 extra titles because of senna s dodgy manoeuvres or senna having a better car when prost had to go to ferrari that was propper shit at the time. I will always remember watching the imola grand prix where senna died and prost had just retired. He was commenting on the french tv and started crying when he realized his nemesis was dying. The ying couldn t live without its yang.

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Re: Raped you!

Postby notyou2 on Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:45 am

Rape is a communist act and un-american due to the fact that money and or goods were not exchanged for the sexual favor. Therefore, rape does not promote capitalism and economic well being.
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Re: Raped you!

Postby mrswdk on Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:03 pm

You might wanna rethink your definition of 'sexual favor'.
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Re: Raped you!

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:01 am

john9blue wrote:
oVo wrote:Fact is there are better ways to describe a lopsided victory.


like "slaughtered"? "crushed"?

those don't sound nearly as bad as getting "raped"

thank you for sharing your fact


I'd rather be raped than slaughtered, so whatever's your preference, I guess.

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Re: Raped you!

Postby john9blue on Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:25 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
I'd rather be raped than slaughtered, so whatever's your preference, I guess.

-TG


yeah, my point was that anyone who takes issue with the word "raped" should also take issue with those others.
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