#1 Let the water rise, positioning me closer to preggers chicky so I can get enough leverage to shove her ass out of the hole. Of course, if this plan fails, I may die, but I'd deserve it for coming up with a fail plan.
#2 Enter the stadium, visit the cheer-babe's locker room. Who needs a football game when you're invisible? Besides, not like my team is going to the Super Bowl anytime soon.
#3 If it fits in a train cabin, it must be a baby T-Rex. I wanna see a T-Rex! My nephew thinks he's a dinosaur, and he hasn't killed me yet, so by that logic I think I'll be fine.
#4 I'd probably ignore both of them, because I'd be too busy staring at Tripitaka.
#5 At this point, probably doesn't matter what I do; copper is gonna want to chat with me and find out how I obtained such amazing driving skillz. Wipe out the kittens and hope he doesn't notice. They're only cute if they're alive, and not squashed. Squash 'em quick enough, and no one will realize they were once cute. Or something to that effect. Hell, I've probably been drinking and can't be held responsible for drunk logic. And someone tell ManB that I know it's my turn, I'M THINKING.
Bollocks.
