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Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby mrswdk on Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:37 am



The group say they have found the remnants of Noah's Ark, resting at 13,000 feet atop Mount Ararat.

Radio carbon dating, the researchers say, indicates this find is 4,800 years old.
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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:09 am

mrswdk wrote:

The group say they have found the remnants of Noah's Ark, resting at 13,000 feet atop Mount Ararat.

Radio carbon dating, the researchers say, indicates this find is 4,800 years old.


No rivers existed prior to 4,500 years ago, according to something about sediments or junk.

But anyways, here is little known footage proving the existence of Noah's Ark:




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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby Sapient on Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:03 pm

Can you explain this to me?

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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:10 pm

Easy. The ark has more storage capacity because it has no need for engines, pipes, fuel, and stuff. It's not like animals brought their own luggage, lol!
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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:21 pm

It was aliens!
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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:25 pm

mrswdk wrote:

The group say they have found the remnants of Noah's Ark, resting at 13,000 feet atop Mount Ararat.

Radio carbon dating, the researchers say, indicates this find is 4,800 years old.


But everyone knows that the radioactive decay rates were higher in the past. By my calculations, getting an age of 4,800 years from radiocarbon dating suggests a true age of about a week.
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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby _sabotage_ on Tue Nov 19, 2013 6:45 pm

The structure was proven not to be the ark.
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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby Sapient on Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:06 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Easy. The ark has more storage capacity because it has no need for engines, pipes, fuel, and stuff. It's not like animals brought their own luggage, lol!


Right, so not only are the animals taking up several hundred times more mass, they also need food and water for a period of time 26 times longer.
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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:43 pm

Sapient wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Easy. The ark has more storage capacity because it has no need for engines, pipes, fuel, and stuff. It's not like animals brought their own luggage, lol!


Right, so not only are the animals taking up several hundred times more mass, they also need food and water for a period of time 26 times longer.


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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby chang50 on Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:44 pm

_sabotage_ wrote:The structure was proven not to be the ark.


As if it actually existed..
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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby _sabotage_ on Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:03 pm

The Church has hurt a lot of people, but doesn't make the devil better.
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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby chang50 on Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:05 pm

_sabotage_ wrote:The Church has hurt a lot of people, but doesn't make the devil better.


As if he actually exists outdide the human imagination.
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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby _sabotage_ on Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:09 pm

He certainly makes his presence felt, and often through those who say he exists.
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Re: Evidence for the existence of Noah's Ark

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:14 pm

_sabotage_ wrote:He certainly makes his presence felt in my imagination, and often through those who say he exists.


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