What do you tell a woman with a brown eye

by **Army of GOD** on Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:46 pm

Nutin, you just stick your dick in it!

by **2dimes** on Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:06 pm

by **denominator** on Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:33 am

Roll over.

by **aad0906** on Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:37 am

And now get back into the kitchen!

by **AslanTheKing** on Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:35 pm

why dont u have blue eyes
u sould get blue contactlenses
u woulkd be really beautyful

by **mrswdk** on Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:26 pm

Ever noticed how black, Asian, Middle Eastern, Pacific and Native American (north and south) people can only have black hair and brown eyes? Why's it just white folks who get some variety?

Present from God?

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:36 pm

Aslan wrote:why dont u have blue eyes
u sould get blue contactlenses
u woulkd be really beautyful

Wait - what? Who - AoG?

What about his fancy grey jacket?

mrswdk wrote:Ever noticed how black, Asian, Middle Eastern, Pacific and Native American (north and south) people can only have black hair and brown eyes? Why's it just white folks who get some variety?

There are red-haired Arabs, especially in Lebanon and Syria. Mohammed is supposed to have red hair and blue eyes.

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:38 pm

Have you ever noticed that saxitoxin has a small penis but a giant appetite for being a piece of shit?

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:43 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Have you ever noticed that saxitoxin has a small penis but a giant appetite for being a piece of shit?

Good luck getting past first base with Aslan with that sailor's mouth, AoG. That's two strikes you've got now: brown eyes, toilet mouth.

by **nietzsche** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:21 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Have you ever noticed that saxitoxin has a small penis but a giant appetite for being a piece of shit?

Good luck getting past first base with Aslan with that sailor's mouth, AoG. That's two strikes you've got now: brown eyes, toilet mouth.

He feels he's the best because he can pay for his underwear now saxi, don't listen to him. It'll pass and he'll come crawling like a baby when he realizes that having a job is overrated.

by **notyou2** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:03 pm

mrswdk wrote:Ever noticed how black, Asian, Middle Eastern, Pacific and Native American (north and south) people can only have black hair and brown eyes? Why's it just white folks who get some variety?

Present from God?

God's chosen people....duh.