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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:11 am

It's definitely homosexual. So is giving yourself a handjob. You're sucking/touching a dick. Get over it.

Eventually, people will stop being stupid and break away from the homosexual-heterosexual dichotomy so that they can f*ck whoever while facing less constraints.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:14 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:It's definitely homosexual. So is giving yourself a handjob. You're sucking/touching a dick. Get over it.

Eventually, people will stop being stupid and break away from the homosexual-heterosexual dichotomy so that they can f*ck whoever while facing less constraints.

I believe the proper term would be fewer constraints.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:21 am

Dukasaur wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:It's definitely homosexual. So is giving yourself a handjob. You're sucking/touching a dick. Get over it.

Eventually, people will stop being stupid and break away from the homosexual-heterosexual dichotomy so that they can f*ck whoever while facing less constraints.

I believe the proper term would be fewer constraints.




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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby mrswdk on Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:48 am

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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jan 17, 2014 8:32 am

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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Symmetry on Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:24 am

Army of GOD wrote:
betiko wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:The OP, on the other hand, should be suifellatio, since "fellatio" is Latin.

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Thank god somebody around here pays attention to such things!


suifellatio doesn't exist in latin. The common substantive to describe something related to ourselves is auto. Adding substantives in any modern expression in anglo saxon or latin language results in the usage of greek terms, not latin.


Look up the difference between mono and uni.

Spoiler alert: you use Greek prefixes with Greek suffixes and Latin prefixes with Latin suffixes.


I'm a little curious how you refer to televisions and telephones.
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Re: Autoeroticism is a Gas

Postby oVo on Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:38 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Get over it [...] they can f*ck whoever while facing less constraints.

Some people prefer more restraints.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:39 am

So glad this topic picked back up...
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Serbia on Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:06 pm

So have we come to an answer yet?

Bollocks.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:12 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
betiko wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:The OP, on the other hand, should be suifellatio, since "fellatio" is Latin.

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Thank god somebody around here pays attention to such things!


suifellatio doesn't exist in latin. The common substantive to describe something related to ourselves is auto. Adding substantives in any modern expression in anglo saxon or latin language results in the usage of greek terms, not latin.


Look up the difference between mono and uni.

Spoiler alert: you use Greek prefixes with Greek suffixes and Latin prefixes with Latin suffixes.


I'm a little curious how you refer to televisions and telephones.

Tele and phone are both Greek, so f*ck you.


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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:12 pm

Serbia wrote:So have we come to an answer yet?


Will someone please answer the #$@&ing question? Serbia only has until Friday to decide whether he should enroll in that yoga class at the Auburn Hills community center or not.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:30 pm

Greeks and Latins are easily confused. Nietzsche is often mistaken for a Greek tax attorney. I'm often mistaken for a Mexican womanizer.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:53 am

thegreekdog wrote:Greeks and Latins are easily confused. Nietzsche is often mistaken for a Greek tax attorney. I'm often mistaken for a Mexican womanizer.


Greek women have fat legs. They look very good in some, completely ridiculous in others.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby betiko on Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:44 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Serbia wrote:So have we come to an answer yet?


Will someone please answer the #$@&ing question? Serbia only has until Friday to decide whether he should enroll in that yoga class at the Auburn Hills community center or not.


I still don t know if serbia is attached to a siamese brother and/or sister to answer this question!
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:25 am

If you hate gays, or you just have a reputation to worry about, but you still really want to blow yourself, you could just keep it a secret. You know, wait until after class to whip it out, try not to do it in public places such as, riding on the bus, that sort of thing.

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Oh I guess I should alert people about the foul language in that clip. In case you're thinking of watching it in public like at work.
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Postby saxitoxin on Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:21 am

2dimes wrote:try not to do it in public places such as, riding on the bus, that sort of thing.


Symmetry has previously mentioned he doesn't drive. What is he supposed to do if the bus is off-limits?

Maybe try not to just think of yourself when you come up with these rules, 2dimes. Thanks.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby jimboston on Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:35 am

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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:08 am

nietzsche wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Greeks and Latins are easily confused. Nietzsche is often mistaken for a Greek tax attorney. I'm often mistaken for a Mexican womanizer.


Greek women have fat legs. They look very good in some, completely ridiculous in others.


I'm fairly certain once a Greek woman hits 35 or has children (whichever comes first), everything below the waist becomes fat.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby betiko on Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:21 am

thegreekdog wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Greeks and Latins are easily confused. Nietzsche is often mistaken for a Greek tax attorney. I'm often mistaken for a Mexican womanizer.


Greek women have fat legs. They look very good in some, completely ridiculous in others.


I'm fairly certain once a Greek woman hits 35 or has children (whichever comes first), everything below the waist becomes fat.


you re insulting your own mama.


I think I have an answer to the question by the way: if you're flexible enough to suck your own dick, you are either a gymanst or a ballet dancer. Therefore, people, draw your own conclusions. It's not the act, it's the trip to get to the act!
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby betiko on Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:24 am

another interesting answer:

are ou a cerebral person or a sexually obsessed person?

if you are cerebral, you are actually a head performing a blow job. therefore you are gay.
If you are a sex addict, you are actually a dick getting sucked. this has nothing to do with being gay.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:31 am

So? In France as long as you're the pitcher, not gay!
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Postby betiko on Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:41 am

2dimes wrote:So? In France as long as you're the pitcher, not gay!


your penis can't see or think of what he's doing. the head can!!!
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:18 pm

Ok if I'm in need of some hot gay denial man sex I'll keep you in mind. Until then I guess we could stick with trying out that fancy looking expensive lamb burger and riding public transit.
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