1% of Babies in U.S. Born to Virgins

by **Timminz** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:03 am

I love Tool!

by **thegreekdog** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:10 am

Timminz wrote:I love Tool!

The video annoys me because the band is not A Perfect Circle, it's Puscifer (which is very different than A Perfect Circle, except for the lead singer).

by **betiko** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:28 am

thegreekdog wrote:
Timminz wrote:I love Tool!

The video annoys me because the band is not A Perfect Circle, it's Puscifer (which is very different than A Perfect Circle, except for the lead singer).

so the guy had 3 bands?

still can't beat mike patton, jack white or damond albarn (actually might be a tie with the last one)

by **iAmCaffeine** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:50 am

betiko wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
Timminz wrote:I love Tool!

The video annoys me because the band is not A Perfect Circle, it's Puscifer (which is very different than A Perfect Circle, except for the lead singer).

so the guy had 3 bands?

still can't beat mike patton, jack white or damond albarn (actually might be a tie with the last one)

Jack White is a legend. Somewhat unknown because of the genres he plays, but one of the best guitarists alive, if not ever.

by **Timminz** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:52 am

Jack White is "somewhat unknown"?!

What rock do you live under?

by **thegreekdog** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:54 am

iAmCaffeine wrote:
betiko wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
Timminz wrote:I love Tool!

The video annoys me because the band is not A Perfect Circle, it's Puscifer (which is very different than A Perfect Circle, except for the lead singer).

so the guy had 3 bands?

still can't beat mike patton, jack white or damond albarn (actually might be a tie with the last one)

Jack White is a legend. Somewhat unknown because of the genres he plays, but one of the best guitarists alive, if not ever.

Ball and Biscuit (my favorite White Stripes song)

by **iAmCaffeine** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:59 am

thegreekdog wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
betiko wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
Timminz wrote:I love Tool!

The video annoys me because the band is not A Perfect Circle, it's Puscifer (which is very different than A Perfect Circle, except for the lead singer).

so the guy had 3 bands?

still can't beat mike patton, jack white or damond albarn (actually might be a tie with the last one)

Jack White is a legend. Somewhat unknown because of the genres he plays, but one of the best guitarists alive, if not ever.

Ball and Biscuit (my favorite White Stripes song)

Great song! I've seen White Stripes live and just Jack White with a completely female band - the latter was last year. He played some Raconteurs and WS songs too, was great.

Timminz wrote:Jack White is "somewhat unknown"?!

What rock do you live under?

In my generation he is, maybe not yours.

by **betiko** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:01 am

by **iAmCaffeine** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:03 am

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by **JBlombier** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:22 am

Just started reading this thread, which went from a serious virginity/christianity/sex education issue, to a Jack White appreciation thread. You gotta love the Off-Topics.

Also, I think Jack White has impregnated most of these poor girls, after which he delivered such a staggering guitar solo, these girls totally forgot they had sex with him in the first place and they were so undereducated, they didn't have a clue why they were giving birth to yet another brilliant guitarist.

by **Dukasaur** on Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:20 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
betiko wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
Timminz wrote:I love Tool!

The video annoys me because the band is not A Perfect Circle, it's Puscifer (which is very different than A Perfect Circle, except for the lead singer).

so the guy had 3 bands?

still can't beat mike patton, jack white or damond albarn (actually might be a tie with the last one)

Jack White is a legend. Somewhat unknown because of the genres he plays, but one of the best guitarists alive, if not ever.

Ball and Biscuit (my favorite White Stripes song)

Great song! I've seen White Stripes live and just Jack White with a completely female band - the latter was last year. He played some Raconteurs and WS songs too, was great.

Timminz wrote:Jack White is "somewhat unknown"?!

What rock do you live under?

In my generation he is, maybe not yours.

I've always like the guy's music, but I never knew his name until now.

by **betiko** on Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:34 am

my first point was to talk about guys that are in tons of bands. wikied jack whyte and there was actually one I didn't know of:
The White Stripes (1997 – 2011), The Dead Weather (sinces 2009), The Raconteurs (since 2005), The GO (1998 – 1999)

On top of this there ihs solo album from 2012 that was excellent..

Mike Patton:
Faith No More (1988 – 2012), Mr. Bungle (1985 – 2000), Fantômas (since 1998), Tomahawk (since 2000), Peeping Tom (since 2000), Lovage (since 2000), Naked City (?), Painkiller (?), Crudo (?)
that's 9 fucking bands!!!!!lol

by **thegreekdog** on Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:58 am

The other guys from Tool have a lot of side projects. So do the guys from System of a Down.

by **jimboston** on Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:08 am

notyou2 wrote:I expect the 1% got pregnant from public toilet seats.

All these young girls are sitting on their boyfriends laps.

Back in the day, young ladies were instructed to place a phonebook between their buttocks and their boyfriends laps. It is the only sure way to prevent accidental insemination!

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:14 pm

Potentially NSFW. See how many times you can 'do sex'

Game: http://ninasays.so/howdoyoudoit/

--Andy

by **mrswdk** on Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:19 pm

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Ok, on the night of said conception, ah, Kim and I nude-ed up, and um, the dirty talk began and I got a little over excited.

Dr. Christopher Turk: Oooh, She like a the dirty talk!

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: No, I do. I find it gets the ladies going. But I occasionally get wrapped up in it myself, especially when I use some of my different voices.

Dr. Elliot Reid: He does.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Anywho, there was some unexpected friendly-fire, and uh, even though I never got a chance to enter the, the village, ah, there was an air strike on one of the outlying regions.

Dr. Christopher Turk: [Turk yells excitedly and Carla pulls his ear to stop him] Thank you.

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Anyway, I talked to the gals in O.B.G and they said it's not uncommon for a woman to get pregnant even if there was no actual penetration.