Ideal Pinata Contents?

by **DoomYoshi** on Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:18 pm

Condoms, candy (some of which is randomly tainted with LSD), airplane sized bottles of booze, bags of weed and smokes.

What do you stuff it with?

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:20 pm

semen

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:49 pm

There's a video I saw somewhere that has a little kid burst open the piñata and out falls out some veggies. The disappointment and heartbreak among all the children is palpable. That's classic.

I should probably never sire any offspring.

-TG

by **thegreekdog** on Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:54 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:There's a video I saw somewhere that has a little kid burst open the piñata and out falls out some veggies. The disappointment and heartbreak among all the children is palpable. That's classic.

I should probably never sire any offspring.

-TG

No, no. I do that kind of stuff to my son all the time.

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:57 pm

Well that's just good parenting, greekcat.

-TG

by **Lootifer** on Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:58 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Condoms, candy (some of which is randomly tainted with LSD), airplane sized bottles of booze, bags of weed and smokes.

What do you stuff it with?

I think you have got it bang on. So no need to think any further.

by **krallam** on Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:56 am

cocaine, hands down.
:shock:

by **notyou2** on Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:56 am

Lootifer wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Condoms, candy (some of which is randomly tainted with LSD), airplane sized bottles of booze, bags of weed and smokes.

What do you stuff it with?

I think you have got it bang on. So no need to think any further.

Not so hasty Lootifer, let's fill this thing properly before we start swinging sticks.

Rolling papers, roach clips, small plastic bongs, lighters, mini Jaegermeister bottles, mini solo cup plastic shooter glasses and Twinkies.

May as well throw in some $.50 wing coupons. AoG has a whack of them.

by **Dukasaur** on Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:00 am

All good ideas. I do think it's good that some of the goodies be randomly seeded with strychnine, though. Just to create that atmosphere of danger. Yeah, baby!