official f*ck USA thread

[krallam]

whiny bitches.
*grabs discarded newsprint and happily dozes off*
wake me up at 4amPST, please. MY country is playing for gold...

[BigBallinStalin]

[Dukasaur]

Give me a F! (F!)
Give me a U! (U!)
Give me a C! (C!)
Give me a K! (K!)
What's that spell ? (f*ck)
What's that spell ? (f*ck)
What's that spell ? (f*ck)
What's that spell ? (f*ck)
What's that spell ? (f*ck)

Well, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
Yeah, he's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
Gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Yeah, come on Wall Street, don't be slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of its trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on the Viet Cong.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Now you can go out and get those reds
'Cause the only good commie is the one that's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Vietnam.
Come on fathers, and don't hesitate
To send your sons off before it's too late.
You can be the first ones in your block
To have your boy come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Everybody sing along!

[riskllama]

whiny bitches.
*grabs discarded newsprint and happily dozes off*
wake me up at 4amPST, please. MY country is playing for gold...

again...

[TheProwler]

PVR.

[Army of GOD]

Super Bowl Wins: USA - All of them, Canada - 0


take off you hosers

[TheProwler]

Grey Cup.

[notyou2]

Super Bowl Wins: USA - All of them, Canada - 0


take off you hosers

Real football is played with 3 downs and a much larger field.

[DoomYoshi]

Super Bowl Wins: USA - All of them, Canada - 0


take off you hosers

Yet you still had to invite Celine Dion to sing at the Super Bowl???? Not even the most hoser of Canadians would've done that.

[NoSurvivors]

Super Bowl Wins: USA - All of them, Canada - 0


take off you hosers

Real football is played with 3 downs and a much larger field.

Inb4 posts about soccer being the "real" football...

Also why make this thread? What was the point? Lol

[notyou2]

Super Bowl Wins: USA - All of them, Canada - 0


take off you hosers

Real football is played with 3 downs and a much larger field.

Inb4 posts about soccer being the "real" football...

Also why make this thread? What was the point? Lol

It's the antithesis of AoG's thread.

[DoomYoshi]

Super Bowl Wins: USA - All of them, Canada - 0


take off you hosers

Real football is played with 3 downs and a much larger field.

Inb4 posts about soccer being the "real" football...

Also why make this thread? What was the point? Lol

It's the antithesis of AoG's thread.

Don't be ridiculous. This is how we check to make sure we are all still in the same time continuum. NoSurvivors might be stuck in the alternate one where Sweden won gold. We need to send a recovery mission.