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Welcome to OT: Why not f*ck yourself..?

Postby nietzsche on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:08 pm

Welcome to off-topic forums!

This board is a place where you can post just about anything so long as you abide by the loose guidelines; the most important being: Don't say f*g.

We want to promote a good fun community, and part of that is simply having a good fashioned yarn or debate with your fellow CC'ers - and lets be honest, you know you are sick of those "el jesus negro" posts over @ GD.

While some of the topics may seem trolling we encourage you to get involved in what you do find interesting - there's no limit to the topics we cover in here from lolcats to marxism, drug policy to breaking bad spoilers, bad puns to raising poverty, NFL picks to bananas and anything else you can think of; we have it all - and if you cant find it, start your own topic or start one anyway just to annoy Army of God.

Myself and other narcs will use this post to direct you to other interesting threads, discussions or sources of useful information about the community, but right now that's empty. But watch this space.

First things first lets start by finding out a bit about each other, so how about you f*ck yourself, tell us a bit about what makes you you and say g'day.

Finally we will troll this thread more than any other thread on the OT boards, that is because we want to it be welcoming and not stray too far from its purpose - so if you post something that isnt really in the spirit of this thread we will delete it - please don't take it personally :)
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not f*ck yourself..?

Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:16 pm

I do.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not f*ck yourself..?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:25 pm

I only fucking chicks.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not f*ck yourself..?

Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:30 pm

Likely story.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not f*ck yourself..?

Postby Symmetry on Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:32 pm

He's not using slang in that post dude.
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He better take his tiny penis to the burn ward.

Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:37 pm

I see.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not f*ck yourself..?

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:21 pm

He pays for sex. But only cheep sex.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not f*ck yourself..?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:38 pm

They have internet in Mexico?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not f*ck yourself..?

Postby oVo on Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:39 pm

At least his allowance is useful for something.

This should be a get fucked thread instead,
because that can be a positive.
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More lube.

Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:46 pm

Are you not treating yourself right oVo?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not f*ck yourself..?

Postby oVo on Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:54 pm

Not? I typically have a Mona Lisa grin
after getting fucked.
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I'm wondering about the semantics now.

Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:59 pm

Hmmm.
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