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List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:57 pm

Just like the Stuff a Free Market in America Would Solve, lets turn our collective wisdom to identifying the End of Time.

1. This Messiah Topic


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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:28 am

2: Americans having to work at Thanksgiving (personally, it's just another day - but this really gets on people's tits).
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:02 am

3. Waking up next to Rick Santorum.
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:36 am

4. Blitzaholic leaving Conquer Club.
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby kuthoer on Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:36 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:3. Waking up next to Rick Santorum.


So....how did that work out for you? Are you boys now on a first name basis now?
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:52 am

jonesthecurl wrote:2: Americans having to work at Thanksgiving (personally, it's just another day - but this really gets on people's tits).


Yeah, I'll pretty much maim and destory if I had to work Thanskgiving.

5. the Black Jesus returning to Conquer Club.
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby Symmetry on Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:12 am

6. "LA Live Times Article- The return of Fred Phelps as a "meme"- Jonah Goldberg
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:56 am

7. Comets, Re: Cosmos


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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:11 pm

8. Phelps dying.
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:15 pm

9. jonesthecurl dying.


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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:17 pm

urgg... :[
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby notyou2 on Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:38 pm

10. Your watch breaks.
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:13 pm

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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby notyou2 on Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:31 pm

11. The living show contempt for the dead. *kicks Jones' corpse*
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby TeeGee on Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:51 pm

12. AndyDufresne returning to TeamCC
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:47 pm

notyou2 wrote:10. Your watch breaks.


Ow! I demand a second opinion.
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:10 pm

13. My own prophecies that I forgot about

Subject: Mud from rivers into the oceans

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AndyDufresne wrote:Now that universalchiro is Conqueror, does that mean he is right? Might makes right?!?!


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Andy called it months before the urmagedddon thread. Psychic.



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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:16 pm

AoG not having a 12 inch penis
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby Sackett58 on Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:56 pm

Phatscotty voting for Hillary Clinton on the next presidential election.
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby notyou2 on Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:25 am

Sackett58 wrote:Phatscotty voting for Hillary Clinton on the next presidential election.


ARMAGEDDON!!!!!!!
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby PLAYER57832 on Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:20 am

Phattscotty, greekdog, Saxitoxin, BBS, Player and Symmetry all agreeing on... anything.
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby KoolBak on Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:14 am

so I think this is...

15. The Lifetime Channel
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby mrswdk on Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:18 am

16. The death of a prophet (Phelps)
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby Quirk on Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:35 am

17. R.E.M. broke up so it's clearly the end of the world as we know it.

I feel apprehensive.
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Re: List of Signs Foretelling the End of Time

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:55 am

mrswdk wrote:16. The death of a prophet (Phelps)


18. The death of a swimming prophet (Michael Phelps)


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