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The monkey understands it...

Postby crispybits on Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:21 am

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/04/19/scie ... evolution/

Scientists at Harvard University have successfully taught a monkey to understand the theory of evolution.

According to a new paper published today in Nature, a team of primatologists used basic sign language and symbols to teach an orangutan named “Pongo Pete” that humans and other primates shared a common ancestor.

The two-year experiment began by teaching Pete the difference between the evidence-based reasoning of science and non-evidence based reasoning. It concluded two months ago when Pete finally confirmed he understood that both he and his human friends had evolved through natural selection.

“Our goal was to prove that even a monkey can understand evolution,” says Dr. Ronald Artest, the lead researcher on the project. “The idea came to us when one of my undergraduate students said she believed God created the Earth, humans and all other life on this planet simultaneously around 10,000 years ago.

“I thought to myself, ‘That’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard. I bet even Pongo Pete is capable of understanding the idiocy of that comment!’ And sure enough, it seems that with a lot of hard work and patience, you can teach monkeys things you can’t teach Creationists.”

The theory of evolution states that all life on Earth evolved through a slow, gradual process of natural selection from a common ancestor that lived around 3.8 billion years ago. A theory only in the scientific sense of the word, evolution is seen as established fact by the vast majority of scientists.

Nevertheless a recent Pew Center poll found that 33 percent of Americans do not believe in evolution at all, while another 26 percent believe God was behind the process. Only 32 percent believe in the scientific fact of evolution by natural selection.

Most of the opposition comes from white evangelical protestants, a whopping 64 percent of whom completely reject the idea evolution. There is also a 10 point gender gap, with women more likely to believe in science than men.

Denialism has been growing over time, as 54 percent of Republicans said they believed in evolution in 2009 and only 43 percent said the same in 2013.

When told that a large percentage of humans still have not accepted the reality of evolution, Pongo Pete reportedly responded by pointing to the symbol for “stupid.”
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby chang50 on Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:27 am

Young earth creationism is way past satire..funny peice though.
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby macbone on Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:40 am

The Daily Currant is a great site. =) Not quite Onion-level, but it doesn't have a paywall, either.
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby mrswdk on Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:48 am

Why does the author need to be so aggressive about it?
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby chang50 on Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:22 am

mrswdk wrote:Why does the author need to be so aggressive about it?


Satire has to be biting,otherwise it is not satire.Perhaps you don't like satire?
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:51 am

chang50 wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Why does the author need to be so aggressive about it?


Satire has to be biting,otherwise it is not satire.Perhaps you don't like satire?

Nah, satire can be subtle. Not saying it has to be, but it can be.
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:31 pm

Andy might understand evolution but he surely doesn't understand how to dance.
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:34 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Andy might understand evolution but he surely doesn't understand how to dance.


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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby chang50 on Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:50 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
chang50 wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Why does the author need to be so aggressive about it?


Satire has to be biting,otherwise it is not satire.Perhaps you don't like satire?

Nah, satire can be subtle. Not saying it has to be, but it can be.


Fair point,ridicule can be subtle,would you agree it is almost never 'nice'?
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby macbone on Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:34 am

Ridicule is almost never nice, but satire can be kind. =)

Russell Brand here is fantastic. =)

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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby daddy1gringo on Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:17 am

Meh. Good satire actually highlights the weakness of the other position, and doesn't just beg the question.
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby chang50 on Sat Apr 26, 2014 8:53 am

macbone wrote:Ridicule is almost never nice, but satire can be kind. =)

Russell Brand here is fantastic. =)



Very funny,not his best,but was it satire?I'm not sure it was.
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby macbone on Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:11 am

Well, what about Dave Barry? =)

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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby notyou2 on Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:57 am

I loved reading Dave Barry but my local paper stopped carrying him.

He has some much better articles than that one.
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby macbone on Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:14 am

I used to love Dave, too. I think we compared him to Jonathan Swift in high school English. Or maybe Mark Twain. He's of course not on their level, but he did show up in one of my university English books.
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:54 pm

macbone wrote:Ridicule is almost never nice, but satire can be kind. =)

Russell Brand here is fantastic. =)



This guy is a fuckin genius! And i really mean it.
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Apr 29, 2014 2:26 pm

betiko wrote:
macbone wrote:Ridicule is almost never nice, but satire can be kind. =)

Russell Brand here is fantastic. =)



This guy is a fuckin genius! And i really mean it.

He's the kind of guy I'd like to see take over Ferguson's soon to be vacant spot in late night.


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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby nietzsche on Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:12 pm

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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby notyou2 on Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:04 pm

nietzsche wrote:Image


Is that you?
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby nietzsche on Thu May 01, 2014 3:56 am

notyou2 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Image


Is that you?


I would never play for Barcelona.
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Re: The monkey understands it...

Postby betiko on Thu May 01, 2014 9:19 am

nietzsche wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Image


Is that you?


I would never play for Barcelona.


too bad, i guess they are missing the new messy.
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